[00:10.585] I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap[00:13.921] I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope[00:17.564] My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender[00:22.618] But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender[00:28.004] I've been made Miss Rheingold, though I never touch beer[00:31.458] And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, My Dear."[00:36.637] The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass[00:40.368] And the closest I've been to a bar, was at ballet class[00:46.777] Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed[00:53.953] I'm tired of being pure and not chased[01:01.820] Like something that seeks its level[01:05.802] I wanna go to the devil[01:08.024] I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks[01:13.892] I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks[01:20.359] I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies[01:26.107] I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies[01:31.935] I want to wake up in the morning[01:35.576] With that dark brown taste[01:39.614] I want to see some dissipation in my face[01:44.589] I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad[01:50.621] But more than that I wanna be bad[01:56.729] I wanna be evil, and trump an ace[02:02.726] Just to see my partner's face[02:08.972] I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel[02:14.894] I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool[02:20.731] And in the theatre[02:23.569] I want to change my seat[02:27.932] Just so I can step on[02:30.339] Everybody's feet[02:33.243] I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies[02:39.188] I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries[02:45.721] I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze[02:51.163] And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose[02:58.472] I wanna be evil, little evil me[03:10.101] Just as mean and evil as I can be