Why Am I So Single? (Demo) - Jo Foster/Leesa Tulley.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss
[00:00.000]OLIVER: (spoken) So, tell me, what actually happened?
[00:01.932]NANCY: (spoken)
[00:02.108]So I matched with this guy on Hinge
[00:03.369]We start chatting and suddenly I'm like,
[00:04.886]"Oh shit, I recognise that company name
[00:07.031]That's where The Ex works
[00:08.549]OLIVER: (spoken) And just to confirm, this is 'The Ex'?
[00:08.850]NANCY: (spoken)
[00:10.350]Yeah, 'The Ex'
[00:11.445]So I'm like, "Ooh do I really want to go
[00:13.643]For a drink with someone who may,
[00:14.554]In fact currently be sharing desk space
[00:16.152]With the 'one that got away'?"
[00:17.329]And I'm like, "Yes, of course"
[00:18.381]OLIVER: (spoken) Yeah, like obviously
[00:18.982]NANCY: (spoken) Yeah cause like,
[00:19.337]What could possibly go wrong?
[00:20.643]OLIVER: (spoken) Well?
[00:22.181]NANCY: So it's like any other date
[00:24.149]OLIVER: So you're charming and you're grеat
[00:25.301]NANCY:
[00:25.448]Yes, I've hidden all my flaws,
[00:26.600]But strap in
[00:27.631]Bеcause it's going well,
[00:29.162]I'm thinking, "What the hell?
[00:30.439]I'll ask about my ex,
[00:31.943]What's the worst thing
[00:32.655]That could happen?"
[00:33.470]OLIVER: No don't tell me ahh
[00:34.452]NANCY, OLIVER:
[00:34.951]Yes, he's moving out
[00:35.763]To Paris with a girlfriend
[00:36.883]What?
[00:37.430]Which shocked me
[00:38.355]So naturally I cried,
[00:39.601]My date was terrified
[00:40.863]And said, "Hey, let's be friends"
[00:42.260]But now I'm pretty sure he's blocked me
[00:43.725]NANCY:
[00:44.084]What sucks though, is I know
[00:48.767]The Ex is out there practicing Français
[00:53.756]Meanwhile I'm sat here in your flat
[00:59.109]Back here with you listening to me say
[01:03.124]Why am I so single?
[01:06.809]Why am I so alone?
[01:08.781]I'm so ready to mingle
[01:11.637]I don't get it
[01:13.692]Why am I so single?
[01:16.703]My bed's more barren
[01:18.868]Than the backyard of Kris Kringle
[01:22.501]OLIVER: I don't get it
[01:24.250]NANCY: Just forget it
[01:25.562]And I think I'm a decent catch
[01:28.149]But every time I find a match
[01:31.656]No matter what I do
[01:34.323]I end up sitting here sinking
[01:36.897]My troubles in a drink
[01:38.558]In your flat still thinking
[01:39.894]Why am I so single?
[01:42.463]OLIVER: (spoken) Okay, let's stop this moping
[01:43.950]And go out on the town
[01:45.378]NANCY: (spoken) No, I'm too sad and alone
[01:46.904]OLIVER: (spoken)
[01:47.240]Come on, we'll paint it red baby
[01:48.281]Redder than your puffy eyes
[01:50.270]NANCY: (spoken)
[01:50.362]Great, thanks for that
[01:51.346]OLIVER: (spoken)
[01:51.447]Ooh I know,
[01:52.682]Let's go away together again
[01:54.170]On another writing retreat
[01:55.372]Bash out the musical we've got to do
[01:56.677]NANCY: (spoken)
[01:56.856]I'd love to but I've got a very busy schedule
[01:59.172]Of weeping to keep up with
[02:00.193]So unfortunately I won't be able-
[02:01.260]OLIVER: (spoken)
[02:01.396]Oh my God, come on
[02:01.744]No, no, no, no, shut up,
[02:01.959]It'll be so fun
[02:02.653]Remember last time?
[02:04.667](sung)
[02:05.710]We got that little countryside Airbnb
[02:09.800]I'd make you breakfast at the AGA
[02:11.668]NANCY: (spoken) Oh yeah!
[02:12.288]OLIVER:
[02:12.398]And on the night the rain poured,
[02:13.522]I sat with you and endured
[02:14.704]NANCY & OLIVER: All five feature films in the Twilight Saga
[02:16.335]OLIVER:
[02:17.911]Jacob showed his torso more
[02:18.946]And more and more
[02:20.223]So I quietly opened Grindr
[02:22.248]But the app was an abyss,
[02:23.886]So while you stayed to watch them kiss
[02:25.219]I went to bed
[02:26.090]And had my own happy ending, kinda
[02:28.401]NANCY: (spoken) Wait, what?
[02:30.524]OLIVER:
[02:31.006]Actually wow, hearing that now
[02:35.317]Makes it sound like I'm some rejectee
[02:38.883]NANCY: (spoken) But no, that's me
[02:40.297]OLIVER: (spoken) Yeah, cause
[02:41.474](sung)
[02:41.866]For that to be true
[02:43.462]I would need to
[02:45.970]Have had an actual boyfriend
[02:48.115]To dump me, ha ha ha ha!
[02:50.479]OLIVER & ENSEMBLE:
[02:50.666]Why am I so single?
[02:52.544](Why, why, why, why?)
[02:53.400]Why am I so alone?
[02:55.640]I'm so ready to mingle
[02:57.449](They're so ready)
[02:58.672]I don't get it
[03:00.603]Why am I so single?
[03:02.864](Why, why, why, why?)
[03:04.240]They say, "Go get 'em Tiger"
[03:06.261]But I'm no Bengal
[03:08.078]
[03:08.221]OLIVER: (spoken) Rawr! Like the jungle cat
[03:09.824]NANCY: Thanks, we get it
[03:11.133]OLIVER: Shall we duet it?
[03:11.345]NANCY: (spoken) Sure
[03:12.399]NANCY & OLIVER:
[03:12.808]I know I'm a ****ing ten,
[03:14.992]But when I'm out there f– dating men
[03:20.652]OLIVER: No matter what I do
[03:22.543]NANCY: No matter what we do
[03:23.383]OLIVER:
[03:23.853]I end up sitting here sinking
[03:25.152]My troubles in a drink
[03:26.761]In my flat still thinking
[03:28.025]Why am I so single?
[03:30.467]NANCY: (spoken) So we poured ourselves another glass,
[03:32.553]Chatted more
[03:33.507]But don't worry,
[03:34.778]We didn't lose our composure at all
[03:36.534]OLIVER: You're so nice
[03:40.212]NANCY: You're so nice
[03:42.460]NANCY & OLIVER:
[03:42.807]Both of us are just so very nice
[03:45.647]And handsome
[03:47.944]NANCY: We are well read
[03:50.649]OLIVER: Good at giving advice
[03:52.840]NANCY, OLIVER & ENSEMBLE:
[03:53.075]We're sexually healthy
[03:54.133]And adequately wealthy
[03:55.234]So what the ****ing hell is going on?
[03:58.986](What the **** is going on?)
[04:01.378]OLIVER: Why am I–
[04:02.276]NANCY & ENSEMBLE:
[04:02.382]Why am I so single?
[04:04.253](Why, why, why, why?)
[04:05.457]I'm trying hard to score
[04:07.358]But I'm stuck in goal
[04:10.590]I don't get it
[04:12.247]OLIVER & ENSEMBLE:
[04:12.621]Why am I so single?
[04:14.635](Why, why, why, why?)
[04:15.984]The only thing I'm eating out
[04:18.112]Is this tube of Pringles
[04:21.193]OLIVER: (spoken) He doesn't get it
[04:22.857]NANCY & ENSEMBLE:
[04:23.098]Why am I so single?
[04:25.221](Why, why, why, why?)
[04:26.543]Anne's off getting laid
[04:28.272]But I'm the other Boleyn girl
[04:31.441]NANCY: (spoken) I never get it
[04:33.135]OLIVER & ENSEMBLE:
[04:33.329]Why am I so single? (Why?)
[04:36.436]It's like they're singing
[04:37.353]"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi"
[04:38.610]But I'm not bilingual (Not bilingual)
[04:41.600]Je ne comp prom pas
[04:43.922]NANCY & OLIVER:
[04:44.063]Pourquoi je sui so single
[04:54.345]OLIVER:
[04:54.630]Oh!
[04:58.333](spoken)
[04:59.199]Yeah, maybe this is why actually
[04:59.409]NANCY: (spoken) Yeah, probably, yeah