Fat - Weird Al Yankovic.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Al Yankovic
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Michael Jackson
[00:18.12]Your butt is wide, well mine is too
[00:22.17]Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you
[00:26.34]The word is out, better treat me right
[00:30.42]'cause i'm the king of cellulite
[00:31.80]Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
[00:42.75]My zippers bust, my buckles break
[00:46.92]I'm too much man for you to take
[00:50.91]The pavement cracks when i fall down
[00:55.14]I've got more chins than chinatown
[00:59.19]Well, i've never used a phone booth
[01:01.26]And i've never seen my toes
[01:03.24]When i'm goin' to the movies
[01:05.34]I take up seven rows
[01:06.87]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[01:08.94](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:10.98]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[01:14.16](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:15.06]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on you know
[01:18.15](fat, fat, really really fat)
[01:19.71]Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
[01:21.78]Just now tell me once again who's fat
[01:31.95]When i walk out to get my mail
[01:36.12]It measures on the richter scale
[01:40.23]Down at the beach i'm a lucky man
[01:44.37]I'm the only one who gets a tan
[01:48.39]If i have one more pie a la mode
[01:54.33]I'm gonna need my own zip code
[01:56.58]When you're only having seconds
[01:58.71]I'm having twenty-thirds
[02:00.69]When i go to get my shoes shined
[02:02.85]I gotta take their word
[02:04.38]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, sha mone
[02:07.38](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:08.37]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[02:11.40](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:12.48]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it you know
[02:15.84](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:17.10]And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
[02:19.26]Lemme tell you once again who's fat
[02:37.68]If you see me comin' your way
[02:39.66]Better give me plenty space
[02:41.73]If i tell you that i'm hungry
[02:43.74]Then won't you feed my face
[02:45.39]Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[02:47.46](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:49.38]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it
[02:52.59](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:53.49]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
[02:56.70](fat, fat, really really fat)
[02:57.33]Woo woo woo, when i sit around the house
[03:00.51]I really sit around the house
[03:01.71]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on
[03:03.87](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:05.82]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know it
[03:11.16](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:12.48]You know, you know, you know, come on
[03:13.83](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:14.55]And you know all by myself i'm a crowd
[03:16.65]Lemme tell you once again
[03:18.15]You know i'm huge, i'm fat, you know it
[03:21.33](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:22.23]You know i'm fat, you know, hoo
[03:23.40](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:26.31]You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know
[03:29.31](fat, fat, really really fat)
[03:30.96]And the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proud
[03:33.00]Just tell me once again who's fat