[00:00.000] 作词 : Joe DiPietro[00:00.592] 作曲 : Jimmy Roberts[00:01.185]All right, I am boasting[00:05.383]On dates I am coasting[00:08.585]It's me I am toasting[00:11.867]Why?[00:12.599]'Cause I'm a guy![00:15.751]My hairline's receedIng[00:19.123]My ulcer is bleeding[00:22.223]My ego needs feeding[00:24.989]Why?[00:25.818]'Cause I'm a guy![00:29.073]My vac'um is rusting[00:31.769]My bathtub is crusting[00:35.004]My kitchen's disgusting[00:37.547]Why?[00:38.294]'Cause I'm a guy![00:41.231]My gut is expanding[00:44.181]In bed I'm commanding[00:47.879]By God, I'm outstanding![00:51.262]Why?[00:51.981]Why?[00:52.794]Why?[00:53.528]Why?[00:54.361]Why?[00:56.734]'Cause I am strong[00:59.503]strong...[01:00.435]I am invincible[01:02.717]And I'm a hockey loving,[01:05.543]meat-eating[01:06.576]jock itching[01:07.643]channel flipping[01:08.692]belching[01:09.543]burping[01:10.143]scratching[01:10.877]snoring[01:11.759]never stop to ask directions--[01:16.828]guy![01:21.414]Yeah!