[00:01.63][Verse 1][00:01.84][Clears throat][00:02.38]Excuse me a moment of unfiltered honesty[00:04.16]Musical modern-day 昔話[00:06.68]Flawlessly written entirely in grievance[00:08.99]The privileged millennial's pledge of allegiance[00:11.09]Needless to say, no matter what way you spin it[00:13.23]The earth is a circus, the cynics got tickets[00:15.58]Still thirsty, but firstly, well-versed in satirics[00:17.83]Half-assedly bring out haphazardous lyrics[00:20.34]At the list of submissions, dismissed[00:22.42]The words I just twisted? They do not exist[00:24.66]Call me out, but at least I'm consistent[00:26.48]The gist of it's everyone's whining and nobody listens[00:29.33]Collective society's "woe is me" attitude[00:31.84]Go and see why that mentality's bad for you[00:34.06]This day and age we're so mentally weak[00:36.05]Conversation's just waiting for my turn to speak[00:38.37](Ugh, here we go)[00:38.67]The art of objection[00:39.70]Musicians device[00:40.73]What a shame that admission is so overpriced[00:42.88]But the spice is in crisis and tragedy[00:44.76]Glad to be feeding off mutuals' misery and majesty[00:47.74]Ravish the masses with views they can rate[00:49.85]And relate to the fact that I'm so unrelatable[00:52.35]Thoughts so insatiable, jealous, debatable[00:54.49]Keep up to date it's six times for the hateable[00:56.83]At least I complain through refrains and then share it[00:59.04]"I promise I'm making new music, I swear it!"[01:01.15]Imagine how tragic: "I'm sorry, your name is?"[01:03.62]You're thinking "At this rate, I'll never be famous"[01:05.85]Complain like it changes the outcome fundamentally[01:08.44]Half the time nothing turns out how it's meant to be[01:10.62]Rich and the poor both suffer existentially[01:12.87]Who's keeping score? We all kick it eventually[01:14.95][Chorus][01:15.21]How 'bout a taste of カルマ?[01:16.71]They say "なるよう になるさ"[01:18.92]We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair[01:21.83]When the universe winds up unkind to us[01:23.99]Keep on whining it's fine because[01:25.62]We're hoping to God somebody might care[01:28.48]Living merrily, wearily, oh-so-contrarily[01:31.16]Life is but a nightmare[01:33.10][Verse 2][01:33.38]After night, toss and turn contemplating mortality[01:35.60]Appasayo![01:37.27]Tight personality[01:37.94]Logical fallacies, famine and war[01:40.03]What's this? An unsettling knock at my door[01:42.28]NHK man speaks English, not this shit again[01:44.58]ごめんなさいテレビありません![01:47.26]Shut the door on the face of the law, I'm above it[01:49.21]Then reap all the benefits[01:50.46]God, do I love it![01:51.77]I might get deported, so put a bright face[01:53.79]あめなじ おか がっこ お ね す?[01:56.46]Switch to 日本語 in front of my eyes[01:58.36]Talk shit like I can't understand you, surprise![02:00.71]Back to bitching and crying[02:02.31]We're all friends with that kid[02:03.30]"Not all of us chose to be born so attractive[02:05.46]I always get hit on, like, what should I do?"[02:07.53]Well, good golly gee, don't it suck to be you?[02:09.75][Chorus][02:10.01]How 'bout a taste of カルマ?[02:11.51]They say "なるよう になるさ"[02:13.86]We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair[02:16.76]When the universe winds up unkind to us[02:18.70]Keep on whining it's fine because[02:20.41]We're hoping to God somebody might care[02:23.35]Living merrily, warily, oh-so-contrarily[02:26.02]Life is but a nightmare[02:28.56][?][02:46.44][Chorus][02:46.67]How 'bout a taste of カルマ?[02:48.17]They say "なるよう になるさ"[02:50.56]We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair[02:53.33]When the universe winds up unkind to us[02:55.36]Keep on whining it's fine because[02:57.32]We're hoping to God somebody might care[03:00.08]Living merrily, wearily, oh-so-contrarily[03:02.66]Life is but a-[03:03.84]How 'bout a taste of カルマ?[03:06.19]They say "なるよう になるさ"[03:08.69]We still call it wicked, despicable, cursed and unfair[03:11.56]When the universe winds up unkind to us[03:13.70]Keep on whining in spite because[03:15.74]We're hoping to God somebody might care[03:18.23]Living merrily, warily, oh so contrarily[03:21.00]Life is but a nightma- [coughs][03:27.54]