100 Bars - Canibus.mp3

[00:00.275]Yeah! That's the beat right there
[00:02.234]I'm about to black out with a hundred bars on some professional shit
[00:05.813]So don't try this at home, yo
[00:07.589]Yo, yo, yo
[00:09.496]My style of rhymin' is ancient like Aztecs and Mayans
[00:12.187]Because I recognize it's all about timing
[00:14.250]Me and my freestyle alliance practicin' African voodoo science
[00:17.594]In front of twenty feet bonfires lookin' skyward calculating May 5, 2000
[00:22.609]The nine planets'll be in alignment
[00:24.490]The arrival of the prophet in the c**kpit
[00:26.789]Of a starship the size of the Hale-Bopp comet
[00:29.558]With mercury ion rockets
[00:31.230]And a big-ass "Canibus Comin' Soon" poster on the side of it
[00:34.417]I'm known geographically and intergalactically
[00:37.003]That's why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle me
[00:39.484]They even tried kidnappin' me and they would've snatched me
[00:42.306]If their craft didn't get trapped in the Earth's gravity
[00:44.500]Engines stalled and failed, crashed into a farmer's field
[00:47.556]And that's really what caused Roswell
[00:49.489]Undercover operatives workin' for COM 12
[00:51.867]Disguised as a nigga, signed with a record deal
[00:54.348]Lyrically I'm off-scale
[00:55.942]So all hail or get tossed towards Hell, whatever y'all feel
[00:59.259]Bruisin' niggas, confusin' niggas like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
[01:02.707]Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
[01:04.144]Hear the wild wolf growl
[01:05.816]Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
[01:09.342]Wack niggas wanna be down but it's not allowed
[01:11.667]Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
[01:15.220]With the southpaw southern fist
[01:16.631]I'll bust your shit , swell your lip bigger than Bubba's shrimp
[01:19.713]For acting tough and shit , what a wimp
[01:21.855]You giant Goliath, niggas get shot with a rubber sling
[01:24.154]I'm an experiment gone bad
[01:25.643]My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin' mad
[01:29.169]Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast
[01:32.278]When I throw the Florence flask in my hand
[01:34.368]Flammable liquids in the lab explode
[01:36.249]And you get stabbed with all the flyin' glass
[01:38.103]Trained to blow up commercial aircraft, trained in chemical weapons class
[01:42.309]Just to see how long a nigga's breath'll last
[01:44.451]I put him in a leather mask, spray his ass with a can of pepper gas
[01:47.951]Then watch him grab his neck and gag
[01:49.519]Watch the nigga choke to death as I laugh
[01:51.373]"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
[01:53.933]Nigga, pick a tougher task, see who the ****'ll last
[01:56.598]Whoever lose'll get a solderin' iron up the ass
[01:58.923]You need to recognize
[02:00.464]My hand is quicker than the eye, quicker than the five speed Jamiroquai drives
[02:04.539]A lifespan longer than nine lives, infinite rhymes that can't die
[02:07.648]A nigga with a divine mind
[02:09.293]I dedicate this to the wise, dedicate it to dimes
[02:11.880]Dividin' myself into hundred ten times
[02:14.074]You can't deny the offerin's I offer
[02:16.164]Flows that glow with auroras that sparkle like water
[02:18.854]Fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche
[02:20.970]Murder a million MC's, then autograph all of their coffins
[02:23.870]Been gettin' it on since I been born and I'm a live long
[02:26.743]And I'm a be gettin' it on 'till I'm gone
[02:28.520]Look at all the stages I been on, all the songs that I spit on
[02:31.680]I took an oath to rip everything I get on
[02:33.849]A nigga like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndrome
[02:36.748]In the wrist bones from gripping microphones this long
[02:38.864]I'm just a small fish in a big pond
[02:41.084]And gets pissed off, whenever I get picked on
[02:43.566]Nigga try to flip and get flipped on
[02:45.290]My army march a million strong, like the Nation of Islam with suede Timbs on
[02:48.712]Extremely hostile
[02:50.541]Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
[02:53.911]A lyrical lynch mob
[02:55.112]shittin' on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink o
[02:58.639]Duckin' down low like we in 'Nam fightin' the Viet Cong
[03:01.904]Screamin' "Incoming!" when I see a bomb
[03:03.811]Speak to your leader, surrender your arms
[03:05.901]You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
[03:08.409]Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
[03:10.838]And 200,000 more to even look hard
[03:13.424]You better drop your flag and withdraw
[03:14.965]My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
[03:18.492]And smash y'all, attach y'all to the back of my horse
[03:21.104]And drag y'all across the mother****in' asphalt
[03:23.324]Nine out of ten niggas is frauds
[03:25.493]You know who you are, always talkin' about your b*****s and your cars
[03:28.523]Your jewelry and your girls, it's like we from two different worlds
[03:31.475]You mother****ers really get on my nerves
[03:33.199]'Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shit
[03:35.811]I close my eyes when I freestyle, so I could read what prints across them
[03:39.782]Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience
[03:43.439]To barbecue your brain organs
[03:45.006]You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
[03:47.018]I flame broil suckers then hit 'em with some more shit , the raw shit
[03:51.145]Call my reinforcements, the Four Horsemen
[03:53.104]Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
[03:56.474]I dare a mother****er to cross it
[03:58.302]I'll even call my man Black Rob at two in the mornin'
[04:00.784]Tell him it's important, tell him to call Sting three way and sing a chorus
[04:04.729]Break your camcorders, so you mother****ers can't record it
[04:07.419]Call the news, I'll kill your reporters
[04:09.065]Start a lawsuit, I'll kill your lawyers
[04:10.972]**** the soft shit and **** what y'all think
[04:13.271]My album's gold cause my album was the bomb shit
[04:15.543]Y'all niggas got your ass beat, 'cause you asked for it
[04:18.077]Got your picture taken and put in a tabloid
[04:20.507]'Cause you a man and you like to touch little boys
[04:23.093]You **** 'em in the ass, then you give 'em cash for it
[04:25.574]That's some sick shit homeboy
[04:27.351]A hundred years ago they'd have took you to see Sigmund Freud
[04:30.642]You fraudulent, feminine, fragile as a feather is
[04:33.228]With an effortless blow, I'll crack your whole skeleton
[04:35.710]You think you're better than Canibus, where's the evidence?
[04:38.165]You got below average intelligence and poor penmanship
[04:40.595]You need to shut the **** up, cause your breath stink
[04:43.050]Take fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermints
[04:45.297]Battlin' me, you never win
[04:46.707]You thought you was the only nigga, that could sneak a weapon in? nigga, guess again
[04:50.626]Cause after I'm finished wreckin' this shit
[04:52.428]I'm a drink a whole bottle of Henny and go **** a lesbian