Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney - Epic Rap Battles of History.mp3

[00:00.00]Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney -Epic Rap Battles of History
[00:13.650]I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts
[00:16.479]I'm rich I got fat stacks and super pacs
[00:19.889]We all know what went down in that 2008election
[00:23.249]You're a decent politician with a winning complexion
[00:26.559]You're all barack and no bite
[00:28.19]Been no change and we're all still hoping
[00:29.939]That you'll shut your mouth
[00:31.149]But like guantanamo bay they're both open
[00:32.968]You're from the windy city
[00:34.398]Where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
[00:36.387]But come january you'll be left evicted and with no job
[00:40.347]Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase
[00:43.197]Knocking you harder than front doors in my old mission days
[00:46.757]You see this silver spoon
[00:47.987]This dug mass out of debt
[00:49.697]Took you four years to drop unemployment down below 8
[00:53.26]You feel that barry you're old news everyone's having doubts
[00:56.206]And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about
[00:59.546]Call me a vicious businessman cause romney's stealing this race
[01:02.945]I'll go bain capital on your donkey a**restructure your face
[01:06.04]They say your father was a great man you must be what's left
[01:09.494]Need to stop hatin'on gays let 'em teach you how to dress
[01:13.241]You've got the momma jeans and a mister fantastic face
[01:16.641]So rich and white it's like I'm running against a cheesecake
[01:20.460]Republicans need a puppet and you fit
[01:23.119]Got their hands so far up your rear call you mitt
[01:26.517]I'm the head of state you're like a head of cabbage
[01:29.617]'Bout to get smacked by my stimulus package
[01:33.367]You're a bad man with no chance you can't even touch me
[01:36.517]I got four more years two termz in the white house just trust me
[01:40.37]I hoped you saved your best rhymes for the second half
[01:42.687]Cause right now I'm 47through kicking your a**
[01:46.627]Whatever that 40thing got you real mad
[01:49.796]What did it remind you how many decent parents you had
[01:53.125]Uh look I respect all religions uh but it might get crazy
[01:56.634]If the white house has a first second and a third lady
[01:59.683]Ha don't bring up wives man what are you doing
[02:02.793]You got hitched to the female version of patrick ewing
[02:06.562]Uh let me be clear uh don't get it twisted
[02:10.52]We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
[02:13.672]Ahhuuhhhaa
[02:15.42]You're a stuttering communist
[02:16.342]Oh yeah well you're stupid
[02:17.472]You're stupid
[02:18.52]Nuh uh
[02:18.662]Errggg
[02:19.122]Errggg
[02:19.561]By the power invested in me by this giant bald bird
[02:23.100]The president shall not be the shiniest of two turds
[02:26.890]You I wanna like you don't talk about change just do it
[02:29.790]I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it
[02:33.530]And you moneybags you're a pancake you're flip floppity
[02:36.549]It's a country not a company you can play like monopoly
[02:40.128]I'll properly reach across the aisle and b**ch smack you as equals
[02:43.708]Of the people by the people for the people
[02:46.78]Eagle
[02:49.128]Who won
[02:50.848]Who's next
[02:52.818]You decide
[02:55.368]Epic
[02:56.368]Cawwww
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