Dinner and a Movie - Cool Calm Pete.mp3

[00:22.08]A glutton for pain, try another diet
[00:24.75]A laugh riot for hip hop dramedy
[00:27.33]Ignore the credits the more you let come easy
[00:30.33]Commotion make a grown man queasy
[00:32.88]So ill all work and no play make
[00:35.37]Jack high as a kite, especially Sunday
[00:38.31]Cool gust, breezy afternoon
[00:40.65]Conspiracy’s about landin’ on the moon
[00:43.68]I’m crunk, I’m Buzz Aldrin kid
[00:46.23]The blackout cut the power grid
[00:48.93]The black on, jokes he transmits like
[00:51.72]Your mother’s an astronaut and ****
[00:54.63]Slow wits, backstroke belligerent
[00:57.06]A hard worker, pound the beer with diligence
[00:59.82]A penny for thoughts, a rap caused ducats
[01:02.43]A calm commotion, a laid back ruckus
[01:05.28]Hit the playback, solve this puzzle
[01:07.83]You’re Pat Sajak I’ve got rebuttals
[01:10.62]Grand prize, whatever the heart fantasize
[01:13.41]Drop by you’ve got a fresh surprise
[01:15.93]Your beat so hot they sizzle when you mumble like
[01:18.75]I know I’m nice but keep it on the humble like
[01:21.39]So nice you had to say it thrice like
[01:23.88]Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, Calm Pete, psyche
[01:26.49]On to the rhythm you don’t stop the ladies say
[01:29.22]Get it, get it, get that money
[01:31.50]You work hard to make them ends meet
[01:33.78]You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie
[01:36.87]It go on to the rhythm it don’t stop the ladies say
[01:39.99]Get it, get it, get that money
[01:42.21]You work hard to make them ends meet
[01:44.58]You better take her out to a Dinner and a Movie
[01:47.79]And a movie, and a mo-oo-ovie
[01:53.34][Intermission]
[02:06.30]Left the cinema dumbfounded
[02:08.25]Caught a ride with the late night despondent
[02:11.13]Look from then on, there she go hey you
[02:14.04]You lucky broad, cool cat calico
[02:16.50]Night vision and I ain’t talkin’ goggles
[02:19.14]I’m talkin’ foresight for tonight’s travels
[02:21.72]Pick a place, lemme handle mine
[02:23.85]She talkin’ bout snacks, you stand in line
[02:26.64]Peanut butter marmalade sandwich gully
[02:29.16]Appetite keep you on the up and up buddy
[02:31.50]They say patience is a virtue
[02:33.96]Then virtue must mean I won’t **** you
[02:37.11]I got jokes, must be the sugar rush
[02:39.66]Bittersweets, not on the syllabus
[02:42.36]Pop quiz, multiple choice bubble
[02:44.67]A help in the trouble, save you the trouble
[02:47.40]Impatient, overworked and sensitive
[02:50.01]How could cool calm dare need a sedative
[02:52.50]She on some **** to sell her rates slow
[02:54.87]Man **** this, she wasn’t worth the convo
[02:57.66]Good things come to those who wait
[02:59.67]But these are New York minutes so lemme demonstrate
[03:02.82]Nice and smooth, hate to be a hater
[03:05.13]Peace see ya later, take me out with the fader
[03:07.77]Pity couldn’t stick around, heart shaped cookie
[03:10.59]Seek help, I got game like a rookie
[03:12.96]Prescription (brought to you by anti-anxiety nookie)
[03:15.69]Sick of these odds, get a new bookie
[03:18.03]Petty little banter keep it in the houses
[03:20.88]You in *****, game blouses
[03:28.32]She keeps on calling me (3x)
[03:43.83]But I don’t really mind
[04:14.70][Intermission]
[04:20.34]Last night I just slayed the cat
[04:22.23]At the middle of hot ***, where ya at
[04:24.48]She on top, humming impromptu like dip it low
[04:27.24]Tellin’ me she like it when I rap slow
[04:29.94]So that baby dog had like the finest
[04:32.55]And she kissed the ****, pure bliss
[04:34.83]And I mean that sincerely miss
[04:36.69]Lick the balls, smooth as eggs, spread the legs
[04:39.87]Insatiable like Peg Bundy
[04:42.18]Even got on her best pair of undies
[04:44.40]God bless the girl I hope she rule the world
[04:47.10]Like the greatest ***** make life unfurl
[04:49.68]Take her for a twirl quick lovesick
[04:51.81]Caught looking like a late night flick
[04:53.79]Tricks, bags, *****es, broads
[04:56.58]These lame dames who call us dogs
[04:59.13]Taste the puss like riff raff Heath Cliff
[05:01.56]Pepe le Pew if you on that stink ****
[05:04.02]Lazy Laz love to smoke grass
[05:06.33]Luxurious miss hate to French kiss
[05:08.88]Old maid, sweet but talk dirty
[05:11.25]Street walker, strut so purty
[05:13.62]In hind sight, I love them all
[05:15.54]Even the names that I can’t recall