[00:00.00] 作曲 : Tim Minchin[00:22.33]My mummy says I'm a miracle.[00:28.13]My daddy says I'm his special little guy.[00:34.16]I am a princess,[00:38.24]And I am a prince.[00:40.77]Mum says I'm an angel. (x3)[00:45.03][00:48.32][00:51.22]So you think you're A-ble [able][00:53.23]To survive this mess by B-ing [being][00:55.71]A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],[00:57.36]There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].[01:01.77][01:02.92]If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort],[01:05.27]You're just wasting ener-G [energy],[01:07.60]'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history.[01:11.57]I[01:12.48]Have suffered in this J-ail [jail].[01:14.63]I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage] for ages,[01:18.08]This living h-L [hell],[01:19.88]But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember],[01:22.20]Back before my life had N-ded [ended],[01:24.48]Before my happy days were O-ver [over],[01:26.90]Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing] of the bell...[01:31.48]Like you I was Q-rious [curious],[01:33.46]So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions,[01:36.15]But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer,[01:38.29]Listen up and I will T-ch [teach] you a thing or two.[01:40.93]U [you], listen here, my dear,[01:43.23]You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line,[01:45.74]And if you cry it will be W [double, you] should stay out of trouble,[01:48.04]And remember to be X-tremely [extremely] careful.[01:51.72]Y?[01:53.39]Why? Did you hear what he said?[01:58.02]Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.]![02:02.51]What's phys. ed.?[02:04.83]Physical education![02:07.24][02:10.11]My mummy says I'm a miracle.[02:13.32]My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet.[02:16.90]School is really fun, according to my mum.[02:19.36]Dad says I would learn the alphabet.[02:22.99]The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid![02:28.34]So you think you're A-ble [able][02:31.01]To survive this mess by B-ing [being][02:33.44]A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],[02:35.68]There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].[02:39.73][02:40.67]If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort],[02:43.13]You're just wasting ener-G [energy],[02:45.27]'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history.[02:49.01]I[02:50.29]Have suffered in this J-ail [jail].[02:53.08]I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage] for ages,[02:55.83]This living h-L [hell],[02:57.58]But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember],[02:59.82]Back before my life had N-ded [ended],[03:02.20]Before my happy days were O-ver [over],[03:04.52]Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing] of the bell...[03:09.23]Like you I was Q-rious [curious],[03:11.47]So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions,[03:13.88]But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer,[03:16.04]Listen up and I will T-ch [teach] you a thing or two.[03:19.10][03:21.01]You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line,[03:23.28]And if you cry it will be W [double, you] should stay out of trouble,[03:25.79]And remember to be X-tremely [extremely] careful.[03:28.87]Y?[03:31.25]Why? Did you hear what he said?[03:37.99]Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.]![03:42.95][03:44.83]A-B-C-D-E-F-G[03:45.82]H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P[03:47.42]Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X[03:49.32]YYYYYYYY[03:53.48]Just you wait for phy-Z!