Farted In The Elevator - Alex Schor.mp3

Farted In The Elevator - Alex Schor.mp3
Farted In The Elevator - Alex Schor
[00:00.000] 作词 : Alexande...
[00:00.000] 作词 : Alexander Martin Schor
[00:00.478] 作曲 : Alexander Martin Schor
[00:00.957]Man, I just farted in the elevator (Let’s go)
[00:03.212]And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"
[00:05.219]B!tch, I just farted in the—okay
[00:08.482]Now I'm going up like an escalator (Yeah yeah)
[00:10.284]Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)
[00:12.560]Someone farted on the escalator
[00:14.536]Oh wait, it was me, see you later
[00:16.560]Spit on my finger and then I put it in your ear (Ugh)
[00:18.823]Shaved down my teeth and didn’t get veneers (Ayy)
[00:20.831]Drove hella drunk and I hit a damn deer (Oh my-)
[00:22.859]Tired of being natty, I'ma hop on gear (Let’s get it)
[00:24.867]Got mе saying, "What" like a partially deaf guy
[00:26.892]Played my song, now I'm bannеd from the Best Buy
[00:28.986]Got hoes crazy, she hit me in my left eye
[00:31.015]Hmm (I mean)
[00:32.018]Pray for the next guy
[00:33.292]I just ate mac and cheese out my pants pocket
[00:35.044]Gave her my number and she immediately blocked it
[00:37.301]I just put a metal fork into an electrical socket
[00:39.310]I got bored as hell and decided to play “Bop It”
[00:41.313]Kick my uncle in the balls, yeah, I'm Batman
[00:43.066]I just ate a protein bar out of a trash can
[00:45.578]Fought a cripple, man, that dude really lacked hands
[00:47.335]Stripper shitted on me while she gave me a lap dance (Ugh)
[00:50.523]Man, I just farted in the elevator (Let’s go)
[00:52.531]And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"
[00:54.286]B!tch, I just farted in the— okay
[00:57.575]Now I'm going up like an escalator (Yeah yeah)
[00:59.582]Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)
[01:01.885]Someone farted on the escalator
[01:03.894]Oh wait, it was me, see you later
[01:06.621]Man, I just farted in the elevator (Let’s go)
[01:08.629]And they like, "Who farted in the elevator?"
[01:10.661]B!tch, I just farted in the— okay
[01:14.367]Now I'm going up like an escalator (Yeah yeah)
[01:15.872]Wait, why do I smell someone's fart on the escalator? (Oh my God)
[01:18.155]Someone farted on the escalator
[01:20.218]Oh wait, it was me, see you later
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