[00:00.000] 作词 : Paul Simon[00:01.000] 作曲 : Paul Simon[00:09.761] A man walks down the street[00:11.229] He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?"[00:13.570] Why am I soft in the middle, now?[00:15.555] The rest of my life is so hard[00:17.741] I need a photo-opportunity[00:19.689] I want a shot at redemption[00:21.641] Don't want to end up a cartoon[00:23.519] In a cartoon graveyard[00:25.436][00:25.612] Bonedigger, Bonedigger[00:27.345] Dogs in the moonlight[00:29.467] Far away in my well-lit door[00:32.802] Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly[00:35.479] Get these mutts away from me[00:37.082] You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore[00:40.703][00:41.417] If you'll be my bodyguard[00:43.431] I can be your long lost pal[00:49.360] I can call you Betty[00:51.443] And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al[00:56.506][00:56.649] You can call me Al[01:04.581] You can call me Al[01:08.017][01:13.690] A man walks down the street[01:15.090] He says, "Why am I short of attention?"[01:17.616] Got a short little span of attention[01:19.659] And, whoa, my nights are so long[01:21.604] Where's my wife and family?[01:23.672] What if I die here?[01:25.581] Who'll be my role model[01:27.571] Now that my role model is gone, gone?[01:31.128] He ducked back down the alley[01:32.641] With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl[01:36.821] All along, along[01:39.021] There were incidents and accidents[01:40.931] There were hints and allegations[01:44.786][01:45.534] If you'll be my bodyguard[01:47.421] I can be your long lost pal[01:53.323] I can call you Betty[01:55.319] And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al[01:59.460][02:01.266] If you'll be my bodyguard[02:03.282] I can be your long lost pal[02:09.340] I can call you Betty[02:11.363] And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al, you can call me Al[02:16.418] You can call me Al, you can call me Al[02:48.818] 制作 : Kris Kross Amsterdam/Bas Van Daalen/Joren van der Voort