Self Esteem - Garfunkel & Oates.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Riki Lindhome
[00:14.13]{Verse 1}
[00:14.64]You text at three in the morning
[00:16.84]And you misspell my name
[00:19.31]You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
[00:21.64]And most of them think you are lame
[00:23.98]You say that with me, it's different
[00:26.36]And you're not that big of a dick
[00:28.71]And if you disappear, it's 'cause you're busy
[00:31.07]Not 'cause you're with some chick
[00:34.02]I know this might be uncouth
[00:35.79]But I've decided to tell you the truth
[00:39.65]{Chorus}
[00:40.57]My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
[00:42.92]It's close, but not quite there
[00:45.09]Give me time to get a little bit more rejected
[00:47.68]And you and I could make an awesome pair
[00:53.13]A totally awesome pair
[00:58.81]{Verse 2}
[00:59.32]I seem like your perfect target
[01:01.57]Like I've been lonely for too long
[01:04.04]You think I haven't had sex in forever
[01:06.58]And I'll admit that you're not wrong
[01:08.86]But I would rather have no one
[01:11.23]Than this crap, let me reaffirm
[01:13.46]I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
[01:15.99]And the antidote was in your sperm
[01:18.98]I know this might be uncouth
[01:20.72]But I've decided to tell you the truth
[01:24.49]{Chorus}
[01:25.36]My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
[01:27.77]It's close, but not quite there
[01:30.05]Give me time to get a little bit more desperate
[01:32.52]And you and I could make an awesome pair
[01:38.01]A totally awesome pair
[01:44.07]{Bridge}
[01:44.51]Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
[01:46.24]Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
[01:48.50]'Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
[01:50.99]What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
[01:55.80]Especially when I'm on the road
[01:58.22]Or anywhere, really
[02:00.55]'Cause I'm a girl, hello
[02:02.90]That's kind of how it goes
[02:05.53]{Verse 3}
[02:06.07]Love is elusive and impossible
[02:07.55]But dicks are available everywhere
[02:09.68]So sorry if I don't feel super-lucky
[02:12.10]To get a penis like yours attached
[02:13.89]To a man who can't even pretend to care
[02:17.34]Maybe if something goes horribly awry
[02:19.44]And I think I'll never find a better guy
[02:21.47]But for now
[02:24.01]For now
[02:26.76]{Chorus}
[02:27.22]My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
[02:29.05]It's so close, but not quite there
[02:31.51]Give me time to get a little more wasted
[02:33.81]And you and I could make an awesome pair
[02:39.34]A totally awesome pair