The Murders in the Rue Morgue (feat. Eric Woolfson & Steve Balsamo) - Eric Woolfson/Steve Balsamo.mp3

[00:00.197](Extra, extra, read all about it!)
[00:05.125]Morgue, super good!
[00:08.935]They found another victim but she's barely alive
[00:11.397](Murder! Murder!)
[00:14.369]She must have known who done it but she didn't survive
[00:16.808](Murder! Murder!)
[00:20.118]There might have been a dozen, but they think there's only two
[00:22.883](Murder! Murder! Read all about it!)
[00:25.589]They might have spoken Russian but we haven't got a clue
[00:28.900]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[00:31.386]Murder, murder!
[00:34.167]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[00:36.915]Murder, murder!
[00:39.712]They didn't force the windows and they didn't break the doors
[00:42.773](Murder! Murder!)
[00:45.829]There's blood upon the celing and a razor on the floor
[00:48.556](Murder! Murder!)
[00:51.555]Somebody heard an argument, somebody heard a crash
[00:54.306](Murder! Murder!)
[00:57.119]They didn't touch the jewelry, they didn't steal the cash
[00:59.978]They broke up all the funiture, smash smash smash!
[01:03.258]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[01:05.713]Murder, murder!
[01:08.760]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[01:11.509]Murder, murder!
[01:14.322]By a process of deduction I have come to the conclusion
[01:17.383]The crime is not committed, and the murder an illusion
[01:20.166]The body's a reality and not destroyed by spirits
[01:23.212]But whatever must have happened, it was over in minutes
[01:25.962]Police have got a problem, they don't know where to look
[01:28.947]They need to find a suspect to get them off the hook
[01:31.697]Although it's plainly obvious, they cannot understand
[01:34.368]That the criminal was no ordinary man
[01:37.444]The perpetrator just slipped through their hands
[01:40.506]They found the mother lying in the middle of the room
[01:43.087](Ghastly! Murder!)
[01:46.359]The daughter in the chimney stack stuck up like a broom
[01:48.822](Murder! Murder!)
[01:51.836]The police are getting nowhere, they don't know what to do
[01:54.575](Murder! Murder!)
[01:57.556]They even asked a psychic, but nothing's coming through
[02:00.324]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:03.322]Murder, murder!
[02:06.385]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:09.119]Murder, murder!
[02:12.134]They might be still in hiding, they might be on the run
[02:14.869](Murder! Murder!)
[02:17.587]They're trying to find the motive but they've only just begun
[02:20.602](Murder! Murder!)
[02:23.384]They've guarded off the neighborhood, no one can get through
[02:26.214](Murder! Murder!)
[02:29.354]They haven't found a footprint, they haven't found a shoe
[02:31.962]They're all completely baffled, it's a fine how-to-do!
[02:35.073]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:37.850]Murder, murder!
[02:40.618]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:43.449]Murder, murder!
[02:46.514]By the clarity of reason I have come to my decision
[02:49.010]Though the facts are unequivocal, they tend to blur the vision
[02:52.040]An exit was impossible, the lock had not been fiddled
[02:55.072]Though the motive was invisible, the riddle was unriddled
[02:57.646]In light of comprehension by a process of deduction
[03:00.649]We eliminate impossible and end up with instruction
[03:03.478]For, sure as my name is Auguste Dupin
[03:07.289]The criminal was an orangutan
[03:10.522]Morgue, super good! Orangutan!
[03:12.542]The animal escaped from the clutches of its master
[03:15.321]Who chased him through the town, but the animal was faster
[03:18.072]He got in through a window, quite how, it doesn't matter
[03:20.822]Then it found an open razor and alarmed them with a clatter
[03:23.854]The ladies must have screamed in their terror and their dread
[03:26.650]And it flailed its arms--slash, slash, slash--they were dead!
[03:29.727]But the fingerprint it left was by no human hand
[03:32.515]For the murderer was an orangutan
[03:35.556]Yes the muderer was an orangutan!
[03:38.539]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[03:41.118]Murder, murder!
[03:44.181]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[03:46.993]Murder, murder
[03:49.775]With every possibility the police are off the hook
[03:52.541](Murder! Murder!)
[03:55.649]They couldn't solve the mystery, they want to close the book
[03:58.134](Murder! Murder!)
[04:01.181]It might be still in hiding or it might be on the run
[04:04.290](Murder! Murder!)
[04:07.104]But then they caught a suspect, their found was nearly done
[04:09.981]They thought it was all over then they find another one!
[04:12.745]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[04:15.509]Murder, murder!
[04:18.820]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[04:21.565]Murder, murder!
[04:24.290]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[04:26.869]Murder, murder!
[04:29.912]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!