[00:07.65]I'm the kind of bloke with a colourful past[00:21.33]Prone to behaving like a bit of an ass[00:34.62]Problematic is my middle name[00:40.38]So we might as well just get it out of the way[00:51.69]And cancel me now please[01:09.30]Put me out of my misery[01:12.60]I vote for parties of the left at every election[01:29.76]My anti-establishment credentials are second-to-none[01:35.73]Two nights a week I volunteer at a food bank[01:49.56]But Gillian Anderson's Thatcher got me having a wank[01:57.99]So cancel me tonight[02:10.77]And let's move on with our incredibly disappointing lives[02:23.55]I saw a drunk girl in a nightclub who could barely open her eyes[02:38.22]I walked up and asked her are you alright?[02:50.10]I gave her some cab fare and I slipped away[02:56.49]But then went to a chippy and ate a battery-farmed chicken leg[03:05.46]So cancel me before we begin, then I can sing for the sake of singing[03:32.13]Recorded some covers of the King of Pop[03:49.65]'Rock with You' and 'Don't Stop Till You Get Enough'[03:58.38]I watched 'Leaving Neverland' now realise I'm a disgrace[04:03.99]And I probably shouldn't have recorded them in black face[04:13.26]So cancel me immediately[04:25.71]Replace me with a queer woman of colour please[04:38.19]Because air travel, dairy and pornography[04:45.42]Are gonna go the same way as slavery[04:55.44]So cancel me, and all of your friends[05:06.54]Because our great-great-grandkids will think we're all bellends