Hurt Feelings - Flight of the Conchords.mp3

[00:01.23]Some people say that rappers don't have feelings
[00:03.96]We have feelings, we have feelings
[00:05.82]Some people say that we are not rappers
[00:07.83]We're rappers
[00:08.67]That hurts our feelings
[00:09.51]Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers
[00:11.34]Some people say that rappers are invincible
[00:13.77]We're vincible, we're vincible
[00:15.39]What you are about to hear are true stories
[00:17.40]Real experiences, autobiographical raps
[00:19.68]Things that happened to us, all true
[00:21.33]Bring the rhyme
[00:22.47]I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious
[00:24.72]Try to keep it nutritious, create wonderful dishes
[00:26.88]Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
[00:29.37]Nobody compliments the meal
[00:33.54]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[00:36.96]I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole
[00:42.75]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[00:46.11]You could've said something nice about my profiteroles
[00:48.30]Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye
[00:51.90]I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive
[00:54.18]But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs
[00:56.43]And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size
[01:00.69]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:04.14]I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit I'm a man
[01:09.96]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:13.41]Get me a small man's wetsuit please
[01:16.68]It's my birthday 2003, waitin' for a call from my family
[01:24.54]They forgot about me
[01:27.12]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:31.56]The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum
[01:35.07]I call my friends and say let's go into town
[01:37.14]But they're all too busy to go into town
[01:39.36]So I go by myself, I go into town
[01:41.67]Then I see all my friends they're all in town
[01:45.24]I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
[01:49.56]They're all lined up to watch that movie ' Maid in Manhattan'
[01:52.86]Have you even been told that your ass is too big?
[01:55.26]Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
[01:57.48]Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed?
[01:59.67]Have you ever been told you've got a weird shaped head?
[02:01.98]Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
[02:04.23]Once again, they forgot about J
[02:06.51]Were you ever called homo 'cause at school you took drama?
[02:08.85]Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?
[02:12.00]Tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper
[02:15.15]I'm crying tears of a rapper, tears of a rapper