[00:00.00] Wot[00:00.09] When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine[00:03.00] But this cat starts banging man what a swine.[00:05.25] So I called reception but to no avail[00:07.80] That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale.[00:10.02] I went bang - I said shut up,[00:12.18] I went bang - I said rap up.[00:14.52] Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work[00:17.01] But the piledriver man drove me berserk.[00:19.32] He said captain, I said wot,[00:21.18] He said captain, I said wot,[00:23.67] He said captain, I said wot,[00:28.14] He said captain, I said wot d'ya want[00:29.49] Once a lifetime, twice a day[00:31.47] If you don't work you get no pay.[00:33.90] I been to the east, I been to the west,[00:35.97] But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.[00:38.22] Well, hello Adam, where you been?[00:40.53] I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean,[00:42.93] I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad[00:45.09] 'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad.[00:49.92] He said captain, I said wot, ...[02:38.07] He said captain, I said wot, ...