安全驾驶指南 - 祖！/冶人.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : 祖！
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 祖！
[00:02.000] 编曲 : 祖！
[00:09.864]Joe：
[00:10.114]Ain't got no 刹车的bro
[00:11.615]Lamborghini very good
[00:12.863]喇叭 叭 叭
[00:13.864]谁在后搭？
[00:14.614]I don't give a ****
[00:15.615]
[00:15.615]开着卡车的bro
[00:16.615]吃着尾气的臭
[00:17.864]油门叭叭
[00:18.864]踩到爆了
[00:19.614]还是追不到
[00:20.114]
[00:20.365]Ain't got no 刹车的bro
[00:21.613]Lamborghini very good
[00:22.864]喇叭 叭 叭
[00:24.113]谁在后搭？
[00:24.614]I don't give a ****
[00:25.365]
[00:25.614]开着卡车的bro
[00:26.864]吃着尾气的臭
[00:28.115]油门叭叭
[00:28.865]踩到爆了
[00:29.614]还是追不到
[00:30.114]
[00:30.363]老子左甩右甩到一百八十迈
[00:33.113]我岑？
[00:33.864]有辆卡车居然比我开的快
[00:35.614]我的homie正在奇怪
[00:37.114]我挪屁股的方式
[00:38.364]当我踩下油门
[00:39.364]他的尖叫变成装饰
[00:40.864]Vroom
[00:41.115]看的出来他很开心甚至有点颤抖
[00:43.364]我拿出我的兰州贿赂他来当我战友
[00:45.865]大车开着双闪
[00:47.365]开车不要分心
[00:48.363]我踩着油门超了大车伤掉他自尊心
[00:50.864]当我回头看他
[00:52.364]他已经被交警拦下
[00:53.614]吹了一个醉驾还要嚣张把我拿下
[00:55.865]他被送到警局
[00:57.113]我当然没有兴趣
[00:58.364]加大我的马力开到高速下的景区
[01:01.115]到了家里所有homie都要为我庆祝
[01:03.615]打开手机屏幕开始日常社交应付
[01:06.114]看我想要早退
[01:07.365]当众介绍表妹
[01:08.614]我带她上街消费顺便和她远走高飞
[01:11.114]
[01:11.365](哎哎哎！你手！你手给我撒开！)
[01:13.613](不是，警察同志，我真没喝酒，不信你闻，人说这叫科罗娜)
[01:20.614]（我呸！）
[01:21.114]
[01:21.114]Ain't got no 刹车的bro
[01:22.364]Lamborghini very good
[01:23.614]喇叭 叭 叭
[01:24.614]谁在后搭？
[01:25.363]I don't give a ****
[01:26.114]
[01:26.365]开着卡车的bro
[01:27.363]吃着尾气的臭
[01:28.615]油门叭叭
[01:29.614]踩到爆了
[01:30.364]还是追不到
[01:30.865]
[01:31.115]Ain't got no 刹车的bro
[01:32.365]Lamborghini very good
[01:33.864]喇叭 叭 叭
[01:34.863]谁在后搭？
[01:35.364]I don't give a ****
[01:35.865]
[01:36.114]开着卡车的bro
[01:37.365]吃着尾气的臭
[01:38.863]油门叭叭
[01:39.865]踩到爆了
[01:40.364]还是追不到
[01:40.864]
[01:41.114]冶人：
[01:41.365]让我先把脚感捂热
[01:42.865]把你送驾校补课
[01:44.115]给警察叔叔敬个礼帮他缓解下堵塞
[01:46.613]开远光 灯会车的人
[01:47.864]别再让我遇 到了
[01:49.114]车头改了俩激光
[01:50.364]我把他狗眼she爆了
[01:51.615]开玩笑啦 我那有那么较真
[01:54.114]就是血压不太稳 定有时飙升
[01:56.613]啊 气不过
[01:57.114]想一想
[01:57.864]驾照上没剩几分了
[01:59.114]反正车里没别人把垃圾话隔玻璃喷
[02:01.614]你不长眼睛啊
[02:02.865]眼睛长屁股上
[02:04.113]鸡眼在手心
[02:05.363]脚底生了痔疮
[02:06.614]加塞抢道不打灯
[02:08.063]等不及赶着去超生
[02:09.064]在路上花式扭八字找死写脸上
[02:11.314]滴滴滴滴
[02:14.563]这五菱面包怎么有口气
[02:16.814]喇叭长在嘴上的狗
[02:18.063]坐铁皮里面吠个不停
[02:19.314]一大把年纪了
[02:20.314]车技咋这么年轻
[02:21.813]Joe、冶人：
[02:22.064]环山路 有难度 上山龙 遇下山虎
[02:24.312]走高速 的刚超速 被捉住 罚款交付
[02:26.814]要耽误 路堵塞住 10分钟 挪三步
[02:29.313]堵塞住 他憋不住了 人有三急 捂裆部
[02:31.564]
[02:31.564]Joe：
[02:32.064]Ain't got no 刹车的bro
[02:33.064]Lamborghini very good
[02:34.314]喇叭 叭 叭
[02:35.313]谁在后搭？
[02:35.813]I don't give a ****
[02:36.812]
[02:37.064]开着卡车的bro
[02:38.314]吃着尾气的臭
[02:39.313]油门叭叭
[02:40.314]踩到爆了
[02:41.063]还是追不到
[02:41.563]
[02:42.063]Ain't got no 刹车的bro
[02:43.314]Lamborghini very good
[02:44.563]喇叭 叭 叭
[02:45.313]谁在后搭？
[02:46.063]I don't give a ****
[02:46.813]
[02:47.063]开着卡车的bro
[02:48.313]吃着尾气的臭
[02:49.563]油门叭叭
[02:50.313]踩到爆了
[02:51.064]还是追不到
[02:52.564]
[02:53.814]道路千万条，安全第一条
[02:55.062]请各位驾驶员注意行车安全
[02:56.313]切勿恶意行驶，自觉维护社会安全稳定