Ol' Rosco - Les Claypool.mp3

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Claypool
[00:03.75]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[00:04.20]He likes to drink when he drives
[00:05.70]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[00:10.50]I wouldn't be a bit surprised
[00:13.41]If he's out there now
[00:16.68]Driving like mad
[00:17.49]Swerving and weaving
[00:17.94]Thinks he's a model dad
[00:25.23]Like a bastard he's grinning
[00:26.97]With teeth full of bugs
[00:31.68]Headin' home from the brewery
[00:34.44]The old lunch time chug-a-lug
[00:37.56]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[00:39.06]He doesn't think when he drives
[00:43.26]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[00:45.00]I am a bit surprised
[00:49.35]That they haven't nailed him
[00:52.53]For drivin' like a fool
[00:55.38]Except maybe that one time
[00:58.23]Drivin' his daughter home from dancin' school
[01:01.56]You see the caught him red-nose slurring
[01:07.11]He blew a .09
[01:07.32]Made his wife come and get him
[01:09.72]Paid him a 200 dollar fine
[01:49.26]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[01:51.00]He's too damn drunk to drive
[01:55.26]Seen him pissin' in the bathroom
[01:58.20]That's when he gave me the evil eye
[02:01.23]I said, "Boy I think you had too many
[02:04.44]Why don't you give up them keys?"
[02:07.20]He told me to mind my business
[02:08.91]Said he's, said he's gonna do as he damn well please
[02:13.26]So I ordered hot coffee
[02:16.56]An an Oly on tap
[02:19.26]I put the Oly to my lips
[02:21.72]Then I poured the hot coffee in his lap
[02:28.02]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[02:28.50]He wasn't supposed to drive
[02:31.26]He left here three hours ago
[02:34.29]His wife says he never arrived
[02:37.29]He could be out there bleedin'
[02:40.47]In the bottom of some ditch
[02:43.35]Some say it serves him right
[02:46.38]The selfish sons-a-bitch
[02:49.41]But this time he went head on
[02:52.32]With a purple PT Cruiser
[02:55.38]Came out without a scratch
[02:58.02]That's the dumb luck of a boozer
[02:59.34]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[02:59.79]They say he's lucky to be alive
[04:54.51]As for the driver of the Cruiser
[04:57.45]I'm told she may not survive
[05:00.48]And she's the mother of three
[05:02.13]Well, two for sure
[05:06.45]See, the one in her belly
[05:09.42]Had to be taken premature
[05:12.69]Now Rosco feels bad
[05:15.57]Afraid he might get sued
[05:18.45]Good thing he's incorporated
[05:21.27]You see, not as much risk to lose
[05:24.51]Have you seen ol' Rosco
[05:26.25]Now they won't let him drive
[05:30.54]His son takes him bar hopping
[05:33.48]He slips some drinks on the side
[05:36.42]His wife's always bragging
[05:37.62]How he ain't drank in a while
[05:42.42]Just afternoon nappin'
[05:43.56]Life's great in denial
[05:48.66]Life's great in denial