A Stud And A Babe - Jimmy Roberts.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Joe DiPietro
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jimmy Roberts
[00:16.052]Did I mention that I just had my phone fixed?
[00:20.771]Really?
[00:22.363]Yes.
[00:23.299]Ohhh.
[00:25.348]Yup.
[00:27.491]Wow.
[00:29.915]Yup.
[00:37.444]Oh! I just remembered the cutest story about my brother!
[00:42.715]What?
[00:43.635]No, maybe not.
[00:44.908]No, come on, come on!
[00:46.860]Ok, my brother,
[00:50.524]this is really cute...
[00:52.115]Yeah?
[00:53.356]My brother, he has eleven toes!
[01:06.252]I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck.
[01:12.989]But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck.
[01:21.669]Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill,
[01:28.652]But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill.
[01:43.427]If I were a stud.
[01:51.907]If I were a babe.
[01:59.467]The kind of guy girls love.
[02:05.140]The kind of girl guys crave.
[02:12.356]My breasts would be rounder.
[02:14.515]My pex would asound her.
[02:15.972]My legs would be longer.
[02:17.636]My buns would be stronger.
[02:19.324]My locks would be flowing
[02:20.788]My chest hair would be showing.
[02:23.228]My hips would be slimmer.
[02:24.660]My butt would just simmer.
[02:26.380]Oh oh oh
[02:27.493]I'm gonna go up and seduce him.
[02:29.356]Oh oh oh
[02:30.444]She'll be begging me for more.
[02:32.405]Oh oh oh
[02:33.428]Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.
[02:36.031]Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!
[02:38.773]A stude
[02:40.493]A Babe
[02:41.893]She'll love.
[02:43.405]He'll crave
[02:44.861]Oh oh oh
[02:48.509]If I were a....
[02:51.301]So, Julie, baby, BABY!
[02:56.037]Talk to me sweet meat.
[02:58.730]You, uh, you have some nacho schmutz on your face there.
[03:04.249]Gone?
[03:05.762]You, uh, wiped it to the other side...
[03:11.507]oh, now it's on your chin.
[03:15.018]Better.
[03:22.642]Julie, be honest,
[03:25.138]I don't have a lot of what you're looking for
[03:28.257]do I?
[03:29.106]No, no it's me.
[03:30.673]Julie, I'm not stud.
[03:37.650]I'm not a babe.
[03:42.546]I'm not a guy girls love.
[03:47.130]Well, I'm not a girl guys crave.
[03:53.218]Really?
[03:55.377]I'm awkward and whiney
[03:58.234]My biceps are tiny
[04:00.610]I'm not to athletic
[04:02.730]My clothes are sinthetic
[04:04.578]My nails are all chewed off
[04:06.370]My hair is all glued on
[04:08.928]My hips are all gulpy
[04:10.321]Well mine are real lumpy
[04:12.000]Oh oh oh
[04:13.056]Every night I'm always snoring.
[04:15.000]Oh oh oh
[04:16.080]Yea my feet can really stink
[04:18.046]Oh oh oh
[04:19.094]Yea I'm homely and I'm boring
[04:21.150]Well let me buy you one more drink
[04:24.462]No stud
[04:26.094]No babe
[04:27.502]I love
[04:29.014]I crave
[04:30.374]Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh