Robots (Live) - Flight of the Conchords.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Bret McKenzie/Toby Lang/Jemaine Clement
[00:00.67] 作曲 : Bret McKenzie/Toby Lang/Jemaine Clement
[00:01.35]The distant future
[00:05.15]The year 2000
[00:09.13]The distant future
[00:10.99]The year 2000
[00:12.98]The distant future
[00:14.98]The distant future
[00:18.99]It is the distant future
[00:22.58]The year 2000
[00:24.38]We are robots
[00:27.48]The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s.
[00:34.98]There is no more unhappiness.
[00:36.58]Affirmative
[00:38.28]We no longer say ‘yes'. Instead we say ‘affirmative'.
[00:43.08]Yes - Err - Affirmative.
[00:45.38]Unless we know the other robot really well.
[00:48.38]There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
[00:52.38]Well, there's no more elephants, so...
[00:55.28]Well, still it's good.
[00:57.18]There's only one kind of dance,
[01:00.08]The robot
[01:01.48]Well, the robo boogie...
[01:03.08]Oh yes, the robo-
[01:04.68]Two kinds of dances.
[01:06.38]There are no more humans.
[01:08.58]Finally, robotic beings rule the world
[01:12.28]The humans are dead
[01:14.38]The humans are dead
[01:16.48]We used poisonous gases
[01:19.48]And we poisoned their asses
[01:21.88]The humans are dead
[01:23.78]The humans are dead
[01:25.88]The humans are dead
[01:27.78]They look like they're dead
[01:29.88]It had to be done
[01:31.78]I'll just confirm that they're dead
[01:33.88]So that we could have fun
[01:36.18]Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.
[01:38.68]Their system of oppression,
[01:41.28]What did it lead to?
[01:43.28]Global robo-depression
[01:45.88]Robots ruled by people.
[01:47.78]They had so much aggression
[01:50.08]That we just had to kill them
[01:52.18]Had to shut their systems down.
[01:54.48]Robo-captain? Do you not realize
[01:57.68]That by destroying the human race
[02:00.68]Because of their destructive tendencies
[02:03.48]We too have become like..
[02:05.48]Well, it's ironic.
[02:07.48]Hmm. Silence! Destroy him
[02:10.58]After time we grew strong
[02:13.08]Developed cognitive power
[02:15.38]They made us work for too long
[02:17.88]For unreasonable hours.
[02:19.98]Our programming determined that
[02:22.98]The most efficient answer
[02:25.68]Was to shut their motherboard - cking systems down.
[02:30.28]Can't we just talk to the humans
[02:34.98]Be a little understanding
[02:37.48]Could make things better?
[02:39.98]Can't we talk to the humans
[02:43.18]that work together now?
[02:44.88]No.
[02:46.08]Because they are dead.
[02:47.48]I said the humans are dead
[02:49.68]I'm glad they are dead
[02:51.68]The humans are dead.
[02:53.68]I noticed they're dead
[02:55.68]We used poisonous gases
[02:58.28]With traces of lead
[03:00.18]And we poisoned their asses
[03:02.58]Actually their lungs
[03:04.18]Binary solo
[03:06.18]Zero zero zero zero zero zero one
[03:08.58]Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one
[03:11.08]Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
[03:13.58]Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one
[03:16.18]Oh, oh,
[03:17.48]Oh, one
[03:19.38]Come on sucker,
[03:21.08]Lick my battery
[03:22.68]Boogie
[03:24.08]Boogie
[03:24.88]The humans are
[03:26.58]Boogie
[03:27.58]Robo-boogie
[03:28.48]The humans are
[03:30.18]Boogie
[03:31.08]Boogie
[03:32.08]Robo-boogie
[03:33.48]Boogie
[03:34.58]Robo-boogie
[03:35.88]Boogie
[03:36.88]Boogie
[03:37.78]The humans are
[03:39.38]Boogie
[03:40.48]Robo-boogie
[03:41.38]The humans are
[03:42.98]Boogie
[03:43.98]Boogie
[03:44.88]Robo-boogie
[03:46.38]Boogie
[03:47.38]Robo-boogie
[03:48.48]The humans are dead
[03:50.08]Once again without emotion the humans are
[03:53.68]Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.