[00:29.52]It's three years to the very day[00:31.96]Since a pirate captain said to me[00:34.07]"Here lad, come join our crew[00:35.76]Adventure and glory waits for you!"[00:37.94][00:38.51]I took his words as gold[00:40.44]Set sail for quests untold[00:42.68]With a bottle of rum in my hand[00:44.87]I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands[00:47.22][00:54.27]Hey, you're banjaxed[00:55.45]Hey, you're screwed[00:56.41]And death is coming for you[00:58.59]Trapped on an island, lost at sea[01:00.90]Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be[01:03.33]Hey, you're banjaxed[01:04.33]Hey, you're screwed[01:05.51]And death is coming for you[01:07.70]Trapped on an island, lost at sea[01:10.00]Shipwrecked, your destiny[01:13.31][01:31.30]On our sixteenth night at sea[01:34.42]In the depths of toil and misery[01:36.10]We struck a hidden reef[01:38.66]And our ship began to sink beneath[01:41.34]I grabbed some drifting wood[01:43.28]And held on as long as I could[01:45.78]'Til I landed on a desert isle[01:47.83]Now stuck here 'til the day I die[01:50.07][01:57.07]Hey, you're banjaxed[01:57.95]Hey, you're screwed[01:59.13]And death is coming for you[02:01.51]Trapped on an island, lost at sea[02:03.75]Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be[02:06.08]Hey, you're banjaxed[02:07.26]Hey, you're screwed[02:08.34]And death is coming for you[02:10.58]Trapped on an island, lost at sea[02:12.89]Shipwrecked, your destiny[02:15.21][02:16.78]Shipwrecked[02:17.71][02:19.79]Shipwrecked[02:22.05][02:23.86]Get drunk or die[02:25.35][02:26.23]Shipwrecked[02:26.73][02:30.54]Shipwrecked[02:31.10][02:32.84]Get drunk or die[02:34.49][02:52.03]Hey, you're banjaxed[02:52.96]Hey, you're screwed[02:54.02]And death is coming for you[02:56.33]Trapped on an island, lost at sea[02:58.58]Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be[03:01.01]Hey, you're banjaxed[03:02.01]Hey, you're screwed[03:03.14]And death is coming for you[03:05.44]Trapped on an island, lost at sea[03:07.69]Shipwrecked, your destiny