The Christmas Heist 2 - PhonicB∞m/Rhyme Flow.mp3

[00:04.201] [Ted] Hey
[00:04.877] [Phonic] What up?
[00:05.158] [Flowny]
[00:05.501] Yo, Phonic, Teddy… it’s Flow.
[00:08.599] Word up in the North, they’re running low.
[00:11.181] Low on spirit. Low on cash. Low on love.
[00:14.152] 2016 was kind of brutally rough. I’ve had enough.
[00:17.297] You know I think 'bout now it’s time to suit up.
[00:19.734] But this year our mark's a little harder. Maybe too tough.
[00:22.273] White House Christmas Dinner.
[00:23.441] We’re holding up the whole cabinet.
[00:25.140] Let me lay it out, 'cause this is how I imagine it:
[00:29.152] Last year past, yeah, the kids got the toys
[00:30.971] But this here, in 2016, I got annoyed
[00:33.908] Lives were lost and rights were stomped
[00:35.622] Our country voted insanely, we were promised a drained swamp
[00:38.837] Now the gators and swamp rats having dinner
[00:40.593] And it’s up to us to take it back from the “winners”
[00:42.781] So I’m finna bring a ringer to boot. I call him W00t
[00:45.122] Down this chim-e-ney chute, he’s our Saint baggin' the loot
[00:48.075] Deck the halls with PhonicB∞m and Technickel
[00:50.529] Rhyme & W00t up in the booth go electrical
[00:53.090] Bright the night cause this Heist gettin’ lit
[00:54.979] And it’s only when the last penny’s gone when we quit
[00:57.927] 'Tis the season with Flowny & Wootmaster
[00:59.967] Teddy and Phonic following suit - spell disaster
[01:02.733] And we’re naughty till it’s done, then we’re nice
[01:04.574] Pullin’ off another Christmas Day Heist
[01:06.027] [Woot]
[01:06.394] Um...
[01:07.546] I was told that there'd be ponies
[01:08.747] What's with the politics?
[01:09.943] Oh right, it's a heist
[01:10.904] I better get to robbing then
[01:12.322] I'll sneak in, just like they did in It's About Time
[01:14.505] Through about a hundred armed guards, yeah I'll be just fine, see
[01:17.062] I got forces, spoilers -- They're horses
[01:19.213] Twilight'll teleport us in past their reinforcements
[01:21.389] And once we're in I'll shake 'em down from most to least wealthy
[01:23.939] Have Rarity run the jewels like Killer Mike and El-P
[01:26.606] AJ's dependable, she'll make sure that nobody moves
[01:28.825] And if they do, her and Dash'll smash that ass with them hooves
[01:31.387] Me and Flutters'll count the cash in a hurry
[01:33.470] A billion bucks? Hold on -- Why's my vision all blurry?
[01:35.986] Oh, must be that taser. Now the fantasy's fractured
[01:38.249] Good thing I gave the dough to Pinkie before I got captured
[01:40.667] But I won't make it in jail, I barely survived detention!
[01:42.953] Goddammit, see, I knew I shoulda voted for Clinton
[01:45.700] [Flowny]
[01:46.035] Deck the halls with PhonicB∞m and Tecknickel
[01:48.114] Rhyme & W00t up in the booth go electrical
[01:50.686] Bright the night cause this Heist gettin’ lit
[01:52.578] And it’s only when the last penny’s gone when we quit
[01:55.201] 'Tis the season with Flowny & Wootmaster
[01:57.491] Teddy and Phonic following suit - spell disaster
[02:00.245] And we’re naughty till it’s done, then we’re nice
[02:02.146] Pullin’ off another Christmas Day Heist
[02:05.070] And as Pinkie’s deliverin' all the goods
[02:07.090] Poor Woot’s with Secret Service, locked up like Robin Hood
[02:09.271] And the money weren’t as much as last year, and that’s clear
[02:11.726] The Donald and his cabinet’s still here, and that’s fear
[02:14.522] But either way Santa’s funds got improved
[02:16.638] And the kids ‘round the world getting toys, honest truth
[02:19.207] We thank Woot for his sacrifice -- his last heist
[02:21.457] I’m just playin, we got Ted undercover, so act wise
[02:24.284] As a Secret Service agent, we made it
[02:26.041] So he could get you once you got infiltrated. Anticipating-
[02:28.463] This distraction made it easy for me to plant bugs
[02:30.874] In the homes of every cabinet member, these damn thugs
[02:33.338] Getting tracked and traced for 4 years - a jump start
[02:35.681] It’s my tap on Donald’s phone out to Russia’s, my trump card
[02:38.136] And with Phonic hitting ‘On’ and recording the Swamp witless
[02:40.569] We’ll focus next year on a bigger target for Christmas
[03:21.641] Deck the halls with PhonicB∞m and Tecknickel
[03:24.238] Rhyme & W00t up in the booth go electrical
[03:26.711] Bright the night cause this Heist gettin’ lit
[03:28.517] And it’s only when the last penny’s gone when we quit
[03:31.435] 'Tis the season with Flowny & Wootmaster
[03:33.320] Teddy and Phonic following suit - spell disaster
[03:36.322] And we’re naughty till it’s done, then we’re nice
[03:38.110] Pullin’ off another Christmas Day Heist