[00:00.00] 作词 : Hayslip, Ben[00:01.00] 作曲 : Hayslip, Ben[00:02.75][00:16.79]I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block[00:22.93]Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock[00:26.87]Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the year[00:30.80]Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"[00:34.69]I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink"[00:38.08]You don't have to think[00:41.91]You just pour and drink[00:46.20]It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack[00:50.53]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack[00:54.37]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done[00:58.35]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun[01:02.19]And it's cheaper than a shrink[01:05.94]You don't have to think[01:09.33]You just pour and drink[01:13.71]It's cheaper than a shrink[01:16.80][01:21.67]Now me and her had this little problem between us[01:25.85]Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus[01:29.99]She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor"[01:33.83]I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers"[01:37.70]Cause it's cheaper than a shrink[01:41.38]You don't have to think[01:45.62]You just pour and drink[01:49.45]'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs[01:53.43]No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack[01:56.93]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done[02:01.11]Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun[02:04.80]And it's cheaper than a shrink[02:08.73]You don't have to think[02:12.82]You just pour and drink[02:16.41]And it's cheaper than a shrink[02:19.90]If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline[02:24.48]Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen[02:28.08]It's the oldest most proven form of therapy[02:32.32]The best thing about it, far as I can see[02:36.51]Is that it's cheaper than a shrink[02:40.14]You don't have to think[02:44.04]You just pour and drink[02:47.49]And it's cheaper than a shrink[02:51.87]Oh, you just pour and drink[02:55.05]And it's a whole lot cheaper than[02:57.92]Some big town clock hound[03:00.56]Drag you down shrink[03:03.14]