[00:00.00] 作词 : Frank Loesser[00:01.00] 作曲 : Frank Loesser[00:05.13]Ask me how do I feel[00:07.11]Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging[00:10.83]Well, sir, all I can say[00:12.81]Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing[00:16.98]From the moment we kissed tonight[00:19.86]That's the way I just got to behave[00:22.56]Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light[00:25.71]Or if I were a banner I'd wave[00:28.26]Ask me how do I feel[00:30.18]Little me with my quiet upbringing[00:34.02]Well, sir, all I can say[00:36.03]Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging[00:40.32]And if I were a watch I'd start[00:42.75]Popping my spring[00:46.50]Or if I were a bell[00:47.73]I'd go ding dong ding dong ding[00:51.72]Ask me how do I feel[00:53.67]From this chemistry lesson I'm learning[00:57.63]Well, sir, all I can say[00:59.61]Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning[01:03.99]Yes, I knew my moral would crack[01:06.69]From the wonderful way that you looked[01:09.63]Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack[01:12.69]Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked[01:15.48]Ask me how do I feel[01:19.50]Ask me now that we're fondly caressing[01:24.39]Pal, if I were a salad[01:33.06]I know I'd be splashing my dressing[01:40.35]Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring[01:44.97]Or if I were a bell[01:45.42]Yes, if I were a bell, if I were a bell[01:53.73]I'd go ding dong ding dong ding