[00:00.000] 作词 : Al Yankovic[00:01.000] 作曲 : Al Yankovic[00:22.058]Put down that chainsaw and listen to me[00:24.443]It's time for us to join in the fight[00:27.143]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys[00:29.851]It's time to let the bedbugs bite[00:32.250]You better put all your eggs in one basket[00:34.906]You better count your chickens before they hatch[00:37.752]You better sell some wine before it's time[00:40.126]You better find yourself an itch to scratch[00:43.366]You better squeeze all the Charmin you can[00:45.820]While Mr. Wipple's not around[00:48.250]Stick your head in the microwave[00:49.748]And get yourself a tan[00:56.562]Talk with your mouth full[00:59.256]Bite the hand that feeds you[01:02.011]Bite off more than you chew[01:04.451]What can you do?[01:06.211]Dare to be stupid[01:07.316]Take some wooden nickels[01:09.858]Look for Mr. Goodbar[01:12.565]Get your mojo working now[01:14.807]I'll show you how[01:16.309]You can dare to be stupid[01:18.101]You can turn the other cheek[01:20.804]You can just give up the ship[01:23.479]You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip[01:27.353]Dare to be stupid[01:29.677]Come on and dare to be stupid[01:31.849]It's so easy to do[01:33.112]Dare to be stupid[01:34.724]We're all waiting for you, let's go[01:39.609][01:47.031]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill[01:49.841]So can I have a volunteer?[01:52.555]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk[01:54.883]Now it's time for crying in your beer[01:57.735]Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA[02:00.391]Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet[02:03.210]And party 'til you're broke and they drive you away[02:05.732]It's okay, you can dare to be stupid[02:09.026]It's like spitting on a fish[02:11.779]It's like barking up a tree[02:14.267]It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free[02:18.264]Dare to be stupid[02:19.406](Yes)[02:20.533]Why don't you dare to be stupid?[02:22.469]It's so easy to do[02:23.482]Dare to be stupid[02:24.920]We're all waiting for you[02:25.824]Dare to be stupid[02:27.820]Burn your candle at both ends[02:29.827]Look a gift horse in the mouth[02:33.823]Mashed potatoes can be your friends[02:41.231]You can be a coffee achiever[02:43.208]You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver[02:46.123]The future's up to you[02:47.398]So what you gonna do?[02:48.840]Dare to be stupid[02:50.032]Dare to be stupid[02:51.517]What did I say?[02:52.612]Dare to be stupid[02:53.970]Tell me, what did I say?[02:55.290]Dare to be stupid[02:56.902]It's alright[02:57.967]Dare to be stupid[02:59.302]We can be stupid all night[03:00.718]Dare to be stupid[03:01.810]Come on, join the crowd[03:03.298]Dare to be stupid[03:04.774]Shout it out loud[03:05.962]Dare to be stupid[03:07.581]I can't hear you[03:08.637]Dare to be stupid[03:10.250]Okay, I can hear you now[03:11.626]Dare to be stupid[03:12.643]Let's go, dare to be stupid[03:13.986]Dare to be stupid[03:15.355]Dare to be stupid[03:16.697]Dare to be stupid[03:18.051]Dare to be stupid[03:19.361]Dare to be stupid[03:20.726]Dare to be stupid[03:22.004]Dare to be stupid