[00:16.872]I might be movin' to Montana soon[00:22.343]Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss[00:28.279]Raisin' it up[00:31.083]Waxen it down[00:33.516]In a little white box[00:35.072]That I can sell uptown[00:39.284]By myself I wouldn't have no boss[00:43.287]But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss[00:49.667]Raisin' my lonely dental floss[00:55.169] [01:00.820]Well I just might grow me some bees[01:03.677]But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else[01:09.368]But then, on the other hand I would[01:12.405]Keep the wax[01:14.957]'N melt it down[01:17.875]Pluck some floss[01:20.426]'N swish it aroun'[01:23.265]I'd have me a crop[01:27.989]An' it'd be on top[01:30.092]That's why I'm movin' to Montana[01:33.931]Movin' to Montana soon[01:37.377]Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (yes I am)[01:44.919]Movin' to Montana soon[01:48.380]Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune[01:56.017] [03:23.907]I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss[03:27.830]That's growin' on the prairie[03:29.338]Pluckin' the floss[03:30.860]I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon[03:35.027]I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss[03:39.000]His name is Mighty Little[03:40.641]He's a good hoss[03:42.181]Even though[03:43.490]He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or[03:44.953]Blanket on anyway[03:49.003]He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or[03:50.547]Blanket on anyway[03:54.580]Any way[04:00.123]I'm pluckin' the ol' dental floss[04:02.931]Even if you think it is a little silly, folks[04:05.621]I don't care if you think it's silly, folks[04:07.032]I don't care if you think it's silly, folks[04:08.612]I'm gonna find me a horse[04:11.562]Just about this big[04:14.329]An' ride him all along the border line[04:18.975]With a pair of heavy-duty[04:22.761]Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand[04:25.923]Every other wrangler would say[04:28.388]I was mighty grand[04:31.490]By myself I wouldn't have no boss[04:35.706]But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss[04:42.073]Raisin' my lonely dental floss[04:47.532]Raisin' my lonely dental floss[04:52.160]Well I might ride along the border[04:56.706]With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night[05:03.269]And then I'd get a cuppa cawfee[05:07.143]'N give my foot a push[05:10.054]Just me 'n the pygmy pony[05:11.876]Over by the dental floss bush[05:15.835]'N then I might just jump back on[05:20.531]An' ride like a cowboy[05:23.764]Into the dawn to Montana[05:26.503]Movin' to Montana soon … (Yippy-Yay-O-Ty-Ay … )