[00:06.51]I'm drunk on romance tonight[00:12.81]Out here just lost in your eyes[00:18.72]Your pink petal lips and your luxury hair[00:25.17]Like a female tall, dark, handsome millionaire[00:43.95]The moon she is smiling tonight[00:50.70]Bathing us like the streetlights[00:56.67]Let's walk hand-in-hand and turn into the park[01:02.91]We'll sit somewhere clean and count the stars[01:21.96]The park bench is invitingly lit[01:28.17]But a homeless guy's lying on it[01:34.50]I say "my good friend, can you please move your feet?[01:40.83]So my love and I can have ourselves a seat"[01:59.76]He asks me if I have spare change[02:06.45]I say I don't carry cash these days[02:12.81]Then turns to you and he asks with a slur[02:18.84]And I say "Hey, are you looking at my bird?"[02:37.62]So I punch him square in the chin[02:43.95]Then a steel toecap into his shin[02:50.37]Then grab him by his thinning but greasy hair[02:56.70]And smash his head into a post that's conveniently there[03:15.78]He falls to the ground with a thud[03:22.14]Wets his pants then coughs up blood[03:28.20]I think "Oh my God, have I just killed someone?"[03:34.68]And then look to you and realise you're gone[03:53.46]It just goes to show that these days[03:59.82]The dating pool's full of woke snowflakes[04:06.57]All I wanted was to show you I had balls[04:12.81]Don't blame me when you're next guy's a limp-wristed weasel[04:31.32]The homeless guy then move his head[04:37.71]It turns out he isn't quite dead[04:43.98]He says "you know there will be CCTV footage.[04:50.76]Give me one good reason why I shouldn't press charges."[05:09.09]So the tramp asks me to suck him off[05:15.63]To help him recover from the shock[05:21.78]So I get to work on his pissy trouser snake[05:28.20]And think "well, at least I'm not just another woke snowflake[05:38.79]Just another woke snowflake[05:45.18]Just another woke snowflake