[00:00.00] 作词 : Joss Whedon[00:00.70] 作曲 : Joss Whedon[00:01.40]ANYA:[00:02.66]This is the man that I plan to entangle[00:05.76]Isn't he fine?[00:09.71]My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle[00:13.05]Vengeance was mine![00:16.59]But I'm out of the biz[00:19.92]The name I made, I'll trade for his[00:23.61]The only trouble is - -[00:27.49]I'll never tell.[00:30.57]XANDER:[00:31.68]She is the one[00:33.09]She's such wonderful fun[00:34.72]Such passion and grace[00:38.60]Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -[00:41.58]Embrace! Tight embrace![00:45.00]I'll never let her go[00:48.51]The love we've known can only grow[00:51.72]There's just one thing that - -[00:54.69]No. I'll never tell.[00:56.92]ANYA AND XANDER:[00:59.00]Cause there's nothing to tell.[01:03.55]ANYA:[01:06.70]He snores[01:07.17]XANDER:[01:07.65]She wheezes[01:08.26]ANYA:[01:08.70]Say "housework" and he freezes[01:10.18]XANDER:[01:10.56]She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe[01:13.38]ANYA:[01:13.80]I talk; he breezes[01:15.19]XANDER:[01:15.64]She doesn't know what "please" is[01:17.18]ANYA:[01:17.60]His d**k got diseases from a Chumash tribe![01:20.61]ANYA AND XANDER:[01:20.80]The vibe gets kind of scary[01:26.85]XANDER:[01:27.38]Like, she thinks I'm ordinary[01:28.95]ANYA:[01:29.22]Like, it's all just temporary[01:30.67]XANDER:[01:31.00]Like, her toes are kind of hairy[01:32.90]ANYA AND XANDER:[01:33.13]But it's all very well[01:35.00]Cause, God knows, I'll never tell![01:40.12]ANYA:[01:40.40]When things get rough, he[01:41.92]Just hides behind his Buffy![01:43.66]Now look, he's getting huffy[01:45.45]Cause he knows that I know.[01:46.89]XANDER:[01:47.44]She clings[01:48.19]She's needy[01:49.05]She's also really greedy[01:50.79]She nev - -[01:51.38]ANYA:[01:51.80]His eyes are beady![01:53.51]XANDER:[01:53.74]This is my verse, hello?[01:54.44]She - -[01:55.01]ANYA (Spoken):[01:56.01]Look at me! I'm dancing crazy![02:24.67]ANYA AND XANDER:[02:25.03]You know[02:26.88]XANDER:[02:27.38]You're quite the charmer[02:28.72]ANYA[02:29.10]My knight in armor[02:30.81]XANDER:[02:31.40]You're the cutest of the Scoobies[02:32.13]With your lips as red as rubies[02:33.59]And your firm, yet supple - -[02:34.88]Tight embrace![02:38.21]ANYA:[02:51.15]He's swell[02:51.68]XANDER:[02:52.06]She's sweller[02:52.79]ANYA:[02:53.16]He'll always be my feller[02:54.47]XANDER:[02:54.96]That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified[02:58.64]ANYA:[02:59.05]I've read this tale[03:00.40]There's wedding, then betrayal[03:02.40]And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide[03:05.30]ANYA AND XANDER:[03:05.76]I lied[03:08.31]I said it's easy[03:12.11]I've tried[03:15.45]But there's these fears I can't quell[03:19.42]XANDER:[03:19.86]Is she looking for a pot of gold[03:22.74]ANYA:[03:23.01]Will I look good when I've gotten old?[03:26.20]XANDER:[03:26.56]Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?[03:29.35]ANYA:[03:29.65]Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?[03:32.77]XANDER:[03:32.99]Am I crazy?[03:33.34]ANYA:[03:33.61]Am I dreamin'?[03:33.86]XANDER:[03:34.56]Am I marrying a demon?[03:35.52]ANYA AND XANDER:[03:35.90]We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell![03:38.85]So, thank God, I'll never tell![03:39.30]I swear, that I'll never tell[03:46.66]XANDER:[03:46.93]My lips are sealed[03:48.41]ANYA:[03:48.85]I take the Fifth[03:51.96]XANDER:[03:52.42]Nothing to see[03:53.56]Move it along[03:54.35]ANYA AND XANDER:[03:55.45]I'll never[03:57.01]Tell!