[00:27.48]Trask Stephen[00:27.81]Hedwig And The Angry Inch (original cast)[00:32.67]WIG IN A BOX[00:32.97]On nights like this[00:33.33]when the world's a bit amiss[00:37.89]and the lights go down[00:40.98]across the trailer park[00:47.25]I get down[00:49.77]I feel had[00:51.03]I feel on the verge of going mad[01:00.30]and then it's time to punch the clock[01:04.98]I put on some make-up[01:08.82]and turn up the tape deck[01:12.81]and pull the wig down on my head[01:20.40]suddenly I'm Miss Midwest[01:23.58]Midnight Checkout Queen[01:26.55]until I head home[01:29.19]and put myself to bed[01:38.79]I look back on where I'm from[01:43.44]look at the woman I've become[01:47.07]and the strangest things[01:48.99]seem suddenly routine[01:53.55]I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks[01:57.69]a gift-wrapped wig still in the box[02:02.34]of towering velveteen.[02:05.10]I put on some make-up[02:09.03]and some LaVern Baker[02:12.63]and pull the wig down from the shelf[02:19.86]Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963[02:25.59]Until I wake up[02:28.26]And turn back to myself[02:37.89]Some girls they have natural ease[02:41.97]they wear it any way they please[02:46.11]with their French flip curls[02:48.54]and perfumed magazines[02:52.56]Wear it up[02:56.73]Let it down[02:57.06]This is the best way that I've found[03:01.08]to be the best you've ever seen[03:04.20]I put on some make-up[03:07.92]and turn up the eight-track[03:11.55]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[03:18.96]Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett[03:22.44]from TV[03:26.76]until I wake up[03:27.36]and turn back to myself[03:32.34]Shag, bi-level, bob[03:34.11]Dorothy Hammil do,[03:35.64]Sausage curls, chicken wings[03:37.23]It's all because of you[03:38.52]With your blow dried, feather back,[03:40.53]Toni home wave, too[03:42.15]flip, fro, frizz, flop,[03:43.68]It's all because of you[03:55.32]It's all because of you[03:57.57]It's all because of you[04:04.47]I put on some make-up[04:08.31]turn up the eight-track[04:11.94]I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf[04:19.14]Suddenly I'm this punk rock star[04:22.38]of stage and screen[04:25.23]and I ain't never[04:27.87]I'm never turning back[04:28.98]Song written by Stephen Trask