[00:00.000] 作词 : Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen/Rachel Leah Bloom[00:01.000] 作曲 : Adam Schlesinger/Jack Dolgen/Rachel Leah Bloom[00:07.125]Gather ye round and i'll tell you a tale[00:10.639]of all the great times i've had with an ale[00:14.150]There's joy and there's glory more than you can think[00:17.408]Yes this is what happens to me when i drink…[00:22.426]I pee my pants, my pants[00:24.934]I pee my pants[00:26.439]I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants[00:29.951]I say it’s water, but all it takes is a glance[00:33.464]for people to realize that i peed my pants[00:37.475](White Josh) Wow, I did not know it was that bad.[00:39.232][00:39.986]Yes, wine can be fun, white, rosé and red[00:43.501]‘till i call up my boss, say i wish he was dead[00:47.015]Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck[00:50.530]then steal my cousin jim’s landscaping truck[00:54.295]Drive home then…[00:55.046]I puke on my cat, my cat[00:57.808]I puke on my cat[00:59.566]I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat[01:03.078]Poor little Bruno did not expect that[01:06.587]I try for the toilet, but puke on my cat[01:09.847][01:13.107]While some can enjoy a scotch with a steak[01:17.623]or one glass of wine, then they’re barely awake[01:22.642]For me it’s much different, what happens when[01:27.402]I try to have one, it just turns into ten[01:31.919]and then…[01:32.924]I fly a plane, a plane[01:35.432]I fly a plane[01:36.938]I knock on the cockpit, shouting, “i’ll fly this plane!”[01:40.449]We emergency landed, the TSA came,[01:43.711]Now i’m banned from Southwest, ‘cause i try to fly planes[01:47.724](Greg) Everybody![01:49.480]He has sex with a bush, a bush[01:51.988]He has sex with a bush[01:53.746](Greg) That wasn’t a woman?[01:55.752]No, it was a bush[01:57.255]It had twigs and leaves, ‘cause it was a bush[02:00.765](Greg) That’s where that scar comes from[02:03.024]from sexing a bush![02:04.528]But he’s breakin’ the cycle and making a push[02:08.042]He’s quittin’ his drinking and saving his pants[02:11.806]and his cat[02:12.308]and Southwest[02:13.310]and Jim’s truck[02:14.313](Hector) And my car[02:15.068](White Josh) My car too[02:16.069](Guys + Greg) And the Bush!