Single Man Drought - Jimmy Roberts.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Joe DiPietro
[00:00.005] 作曲 : Jimmy Roberts
[00:00.011]And that's why I love arrow dynamic engineering.
[00:05.845]Wow, Bob, what a long story.
[00:09.529]Haha, so, anything to start?
[00:12.746]Ohno, Bob, no appetizer for me. I'm a very light eater...
[00:17.912]I'm lying...
[00:19.343]Plus, I didn't get to the gym today, and generally I go every single day.
[00:24.320]I'm really lying...
[00:26.170]Veronica, you are one special lady. I could talk to you all night hahahaha...
[00:33.154]Please, God, don't let him!
[00:35.103]But mt real passion is golf. Do you like golf?
[00:39.437]Of course.
[00:41.831]I'm lying...
[00:43.047]Do you play?
[00:44.081]Oh, surely.
[00:46.250]Oh boy, I'm lying...
[00:48.464]We gotta play sometime!
[00:50.546]Your course or mine?
[00:52.664]Hahahahahahahahaha...
[00:55.198]Who is this woman talking?
[00:59.414]Hey, did you ever see the greatest golf movie ever made..."Caddy Shake"?
[01:03.648]Loved it!
[01:05.385]I didn't see this movie...
[01:08.318]What was your favorite scene?
[01:11.405]Help me, help me, help me...
[01:16.619]So, the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel injection is really very simple...
[01:22.536]To think he thinks he's at his best;
[01:27.027]No thought tonight has he repressed.
[01:30.793]He talks, and talks, and eyes my breast,
[01:35.144]There's a serious single man drought.
[01:40.097]Now, some would say a catch I found:
[01:45.113]He's single, straight, his mind is sound;
[01:49.245]There's four guys left like him around,
[01:53.363]There's a serious single man drought.
[01:58.996]I can't believe he's talking still.
[02:02.923]Oh God, I need a scotch refill.
[02:07.273]He chews...
[02:08.272]He spews.
[02:09.355]I could use a pill.
[02:11.389]There's a serious single man drought.
[02:15.576]Standards, I used to have some standards,
[02:22.157]But man by man, ev'ry standard meandered from me.
[02:27.690]Lesbian, I should be a lesbian;
[02:33.816]If I was born to love women,
[02:36.819]How wond'rously sane I would be.
[02:43.033]And who was your favorite Caddy shake actor?
[02:45.266]Oh, you know-that person-that whacky,nutty-nutty golf-thingie guy-
[02:54.067]Chevy Chase?
[02:54.716]Yes!
[02:55.132]Me too!
[02:56.358]I could grow old alone just fine.
[03:00.025]I'll buy some cats...like, twenty-nine.
[03:03.841]They'll find me dead in my feline shrine,
[03:09.542]There's a serious single man drought.
[03:14.275]So I date Bob, and hope, and flirt;
[03:18.676]He might get better by dessert.
[03:22.741]I stay, I pray, still I assert,
[03:26.909]there's a serious single man,
[03:29.442]Delirious single man...
[03:32.177]And let me take care of the check.
[03:34.826]Let's split it!
[03:36.457]I'm lying.
[03:37.457]I'm lying.
[03:38.607]I'm really lyimg...
[03:40.842]No. It's on me!
[03:42.891]You bet your sweet macho gold card it is,
[03:46.776]'cause there's a serious, delirious,"severious,""Wagnerious," send the Marines,
[03:53.276]We're talking serious...single man drought!
[04:03.664]Ladies room!