[00:14.07]Girls are a thing that have always mystified me[00:16.98]One thing[00:17.46]I'll never understand[00:20.10]There's more of those girls than us boys[00:22.92]But they never seem to be at hand[00:25.77]Well, I decided[00:26.76]I was gonna be a real lady killer[00:29.19]I was gonna get more than my share[00:31.89]So I went out hunting and soon found out[00:35.25]It's safer hunting grizzly bear.[00:37.62]So much for the lady killer[00:43.38]You never could[00:43.68]So much for the lady killer[00:45.09]You just ain't no good.[00:50.70]Let me tell you 'bout number one[00:53.85]She sure was fun[00:56.25]I met her at a dance it was my first romance,[00:58.89]I was a lucky son of a gun[01:02.28]We danced for a while then she flashed a smile[01:04.92]So I said let's take a walk outside[01:07.62]She said I don't think[01:08.88]I'd better, here comes my fella[01:10.86]He had shoulders four feet wide.[01:13.41]So much for the lady killer[01:14.76]You haven't got a clue[01:18.96]So much for the lady killer[01:20.22]The ladies are killing you.[01:20.70]Well I was getting frustrated[01:29.07]Sweet sixteen and never been kissed[01:31.71]I got infuriated (down down)[01:34.50]Not even one girl on my telephone list.[01:37.83]So I went to[01:38.52]Amsterdam and wham bam[01:40.95]I was caught out in the rain[01:44.01]I ran into a restaurant[01:46.92]My legs were crossed with the pain[01:49.92]I asked a waitress where the mens room was[01:52.74]But she didn't understand[01:55.47]So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face[01:58.41]I ended up on the witness stand.[02:00.54]So much for the lady killer[02:04.32]So juvenile[02:06.54]So much for the lady killer[02:09.93]You ain't got no style.[02:13.20]Well I was getting frustrated[02:16.62]Sweet sixteen and never been kissed[02:19.20]I got infuriated (down down)[02:20.67]Not even one girl on my telephone list.[02:25.20]So I went along to the doctor[02:28.47]I said, doctor is there something wrong with me?[02:31.05]He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough[02:34.41]Not as far as[02:35.31]I can see[02:36.30]Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax[02:40.32]I'll tell you what you gotta do[02:43.35]Thre ain't no sense in running after them[02:45.66]Well turn around and let them run after you.[02:47.88]So much for the lady killer[02:54.39]It wasn't meant to be[02:54.87]So much for the lady killer[02:57.30]You'd better run off to sea[03:07.11]There you can be a maneater, maneater[03:07.92]Queen bee baby[03:08.28]Queen bee baby.