Evil Laboratory Storm - K!nder/Ghost Brand - K!nder.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : K!nder/Ghost Brand - K!nder
[00:01.000] 作曲 : K!nder/Ghost Brand - K!nder
[00:02.000] 编曲 : Youtuber
[00:08.401]Yo, Laboratory alarm full, critical point of magnetic field overload
[00:13.453]Doctor Volt appears, neural game is about to start
[00:16.202]Nano probe on standby, consciousness defense line ready to break through cocoon
[00:21.883]Welcome aboard, this out of control science feast!
[00:26.032]Now, listen
[00:27.913]Yo... They call me Doctor Volt, the synapse vandal
[00:30.398]Got a cranial empire more complex than Vandal
[00:32.796]Sippin' liquid nitrogen with caffeinated glee
[00:34.794]While the ethics committee's breathing down on me
[00:36.647]See this syringe? It's not for vaccination
[00:38.522]It's my magneto-electric neural invasion
[00:41.060]Loaded with nano-dust that responds to my field
[00:43.893]When I flip the switch your free will gets sealed
[00:46.209]（CLICK!）
[00:47.090]The freshmen think I'm just another basement dweller
[00:49.725]Till their cerebellum starts screaming "hello seller!"
[00:52.576]I injected Subject X during midterm stress
[00:55.092]Now he writes my papers in a possessed trance
[00:57.077]（GENIUS!）
[00:58.303]The dean complained about my "unorthodox methods"
[01:01.504]Next morning he was line-dancing to my magnetic sonnets
[01:04.638]Security cameras saw him barking like a hound
[01:07.136]While watering the petri dishes with bourbon I found
[01:09.469]The lab rats are lining up in geometric patterns
[01:11.935]Their cortex signals brighter than Saturn's lanterns
[01:14.867]My NMR machine hums forbidden frequencies
[01:17.551]While department heads lose their linguistic proficiency
[01:21.081]Damn, y’all mother****ers gonna be my objects
[01:24.933]LAB LUNACY! (WHAT?)
[01:26.279]Neural supremacy! (YEAH!)
[01:29.345]My citation count's rising with every mind I seize!
[01:32.062]GOTTA PUBLISH OR PERISH!
[01:35.661]So I make these nanoparticles vicious!
[01:37.476]They call it
[01:41.542]They call it
[01:42.657]They call it
[01:43.673]The fume hood's glowing with colloidal suspension
[01:45.771]Every droplet's packed with my dimensional intention
[01:49.373]Stole the physics department's superconducting coil
[01:51.922]Wrapped it round my forehead to intensify the turmoil
[01:55.205]The grant proposal said "non-invasive modulation"
[01:58.504]But I'm hardwiring the entire graduation population
[02:01.286]See Kevin from Bioengineering tried to steal my data
[02:04.254]Now he's composing odes to my lab apparatus
[02:06.568]（BOW!）
[02:07.314]The IRB approval? Forged with neuro-ink
[02:10.688]While their chairman's twitching in the sink
[02:12.858]My nanoparticles align when the field oscillates
[02:14.706]Turning Nobel laureates into my checkmates
[02:17.615]The mass spectrometer plays brainwave
[02:19.873](what the hell）
[02:20.821]LAB LUNACY! (WHAT?)
[02:22.622]Neural supremacy! (YEAH!)
[02:25.522]My citation count's rising with every mind I seize!
[02:27.988]GOTTA PUBLISH OR PERISH!
[02:31.421]So I make these nanoparticles vicious!
[02:33.819]They call it
[02:37.785]They call it
[02:39.149]They call it
[02:39.815]Now the campus tower clock's spinning like a centrifuge
[02:42.918]My magno-electric swarm becomes the new refuge
[02:45.366]The dean's begging on his knees with drool on his chin
[02:48.131]As I rewrite his neural pathways with this manic grin
[02:50.547]CNN trucks outside the lab getting hazy
[02:53.948]Their cameras catch students acting... unusually
[02:56.229]（SMILE!）
[02:56.992]The SWAT team's helmets start playing Mozart sonatas
[03:00.394]While their limbs contort into yoga mudras
[03:02.524]My nanoprobes in their cortex are dancing the tango
[03:05.644]Making grown men weep over abstract algebra
[03:08.744]The President's address got interrupted mid-sentence
[03:11.861]Now he's reciting my thesis with violent conviction
[03:15.894]（PERFECT!）
[03:16.442]The National Science Board called it "terrorism"
[03:18.490]I call it "live demonstration of neural mechanism"
[03:21.174]Their missiles are aiming at my laboratory
[03:24.325]But the generals are already singing my glory
[03:26.707]The airforce pilots drawing heart shapes in the sky
[03:28.803]While my magnetic field makes the satellites cry
[03:31.140]The very laws of physics are my loyal servants
[03:33.739]Cause Y’all enjoy it so much, I’m that ****ing person
[03:36.505]LAB LUNACY! (WHAT?)
[03:38.117]Neural supremacy! (YEAH!)
[03:41.035]My citation count's rising with every mind I seize!
[03:43.733]GOTTA PUBLISH OR PERISH!
[03:47.172]So I make these nanoparticles vicious!
[03:51.732]They call it
[03:53.179]They call it
[03:54.378]They call it