I'm Awesome - Spose.mp3

[00:00.00]Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
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[00:03.74]I don't necessarily have to be here for this...
[00:08.77]I'm gonna keep the headphones though...
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[00:11.01]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[00:13.48]No you're not, dude don't lie
[00:14.97]I'm awesome!
[00:16.11]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[00:17.77]I'm awesome!
[00:18.67]A quarter of my life gone by
[00:20.36]And I met all my friends online
[00:22.28]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[00:23.90]I will run away from a brawl
[00:25.55]I'm awesome!
[00:26.53]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[00:28.18]I'm awesome!
[00:29.13]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[00:30.79]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
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[00:33.34]You know my pants sag low （low）
[00:35.31]Even though （though） that went out of style
[00:37.37]Like ten years ago （go）
[00:38.62]Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
[00:41.21]I got little biceps,
[00:42.56]Getting fatter in the middle
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[00:44.24]And lyrically I'm not the best
[00:46.37]Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
[00:49.00]So preposterous
[00:50.19]Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious
[00:52.58]Guest up at the sausage fest
[00:54.20]Oh yes!
[00:55.27]The girls are repulsed
[00:56.78]So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult （uh uhh）
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[00:59.83]I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis
[01:02.07]All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
[01:04.63]Me? I'll never date an actress
[01:06.17]Got too many back zits
[01:07.50]Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
[01:10.16]Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this,
[01:13.50]It's cuz my little sister wrote it
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[01:14.84]I'm awesome!
[01:16.11]No you're not, dude don't lie
[01:17.69]I'm awesome!
[01:18.62]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[01:20.19]I'm awesome!
[01:21.17]A quarter of my life gone by
[01:22.82]And I met all my friends online
[01:24.77]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[01:26.44]I will run away from a brawl
[01:28.06]I'm awesome!
[01:29.01]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[01:30.71]I'm awesome!
[01:31.57]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[01:33.24]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[01:35.98]I'm awesome
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[01:45.40]（Check it out）
[01:46.35]I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope
[01:48.21]And I can't ski
[01:49.34]Smoke bitchass but I can't roll blunt
[01:51.44]Might be whipped by my wifey
[01:53.02]My neck not icy
[01:54.28]Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey
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[01:56.96]Uh, and my unibrow is plucked
[01:59.41]Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
[02:01.83]She's like "For what?
[02:02.82]Blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
[02:04.63]You skinny bitches, go get a gym membership and vitamins!
[02:07.02]I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me
[02:09.68]I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve
[02:12.37]My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet,
[02:14.87]And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji
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[02:17.57]Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
[02:20.06]Can't tweet up on my Twitter
[02:21.32]Cuz I haven't done shit
[02:22.69]Bank account red, body ungroomed
[02:25.26]The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon
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[02:27.78]I'm awesome!
[02:28.75]No you're not, dude don't lie
[02:30.48]I'm awesome!
[02:31.44]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[02:33.02]I'm awesome!
[02:33.98]A quarter of my life gone by
[02:35.59]And I met all my friends online
[02:37.57]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[02:39.18]I will run away from a brawl
[02:40.80]I'm awesome!
[02:41.76]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[02:43.46]I'm awesome!
[02:44.36]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[02:46.08]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[02:48.64]I'm awesome
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[02:58.29]Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol
[03:00.56]Cheesier than Provolone
[03:01.89]I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home
[03:04.57]With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
[03:07.17]Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpki
[03:09.72]I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls
[03:12.02]Because I spent a decade filling optimos
[03:14.55]And I'm not even the bomb in Maine
[03:16.54]On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain
[03:19.64]Now put your hands up,
[03:20.85]If you have nigh******ares
[03:22.08]If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here
[03:24.80]If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer
[03:27.34]I'm outta breath...
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[03:30.18]But I'm awesome!
[03:31.24]No you're not, dude don't lie
[03:32.85]I'm awesome!
[03:33.81]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride
[03:35.47]I'm awesome!
[03:36.38]A quarter of my life gone by
[03:38.07]And I met all my friends online
[03:39.98]Mother ****er I'm awesome
[03:41.62]I will run away from a brawl
[03:43.23]I'm awesome!
[03:44.19]There's no voicemail, nobody called
[03:45.90]I'm awesome!
[03:46.82]I can't afford to buy eight ******
[03:48.45]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
[03:51.12]I'm awesome
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