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[00:00.000] 作词 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss[00:00.023] 作曲 : Toby Marlow/Lucy Moss[00:00.046]So. Tell me.[00:01.959]How does one end up on a date[00:03.934]with their ex's colleague?[00:05.632]Okay so, I matched with this guy on hinge…[00:07.893]Ooh - sorry one second -[00:09.725]didn't we decide to underscore this?[00:11.286]Omg you're so right, yeah, sorry…[00:13.724]Okay so I matched with this guy on hinge,[00:15.800]we start chatting, and suddenly I'm like,[00:17.278]oh shit, I recognise that company name,[00:19.616]that is where the ex works[00:21.154]And this is THE ex?[00:22.261]Yeah, THEE ex. So I'm like, “ooh[00:23.598](Ooooooooooh-)[00:24.531]Ooh actually I think we gonna save that for verse 2?[00:26.201]Keep 'em hungry, you know? Would you mind, babe…?[00:27.953]So I'm like "oh, do I really wanna go for a drink with someone[00:30.737]who shares a desk with 'the one that got away'"..?[00:33.283]And I'm like.. Yes of course.[00:34.609]Yeah like obviously[00:35.444]Yeah cos like - what could possibly go wrong…?[00:37.910]Well?[00:38.818][00:39.254]So it's like any other date[00:40.642]So you're charming and you're great?[00:41.919]Yes, I've hidden all my flaws, but strap in[00:44.434]Because it's going well[00:45.784]I'm thinking "what the hell!"[00:47.219]I'll ask about my ex,[00:48.451]what's the worst thing that could happen?”[00:50.144]No, don't tell me, aaah![00:51.086]Yes! He's moving out to Paris[00:52.678]With a GIRLFRIEND[00:53.482]What?![00:54.037]Which shocked me[00:54.886]So naturally I cried[00:56.265]My date was terrified[00:57.590]And said "hey let's be friends!"[00:59.195]but now I'm pretty sure he's blocked me[01:00.570]What sucks tho[01:03.758]Is I know[01:05.517]The ex is out there practising "français"[01:11.616]Meanwhile I'm sat[01:14.197]Here in your flat[01:16.180]Back here with you listening to me say[01:20.049]Why am I so single?[01:23.987]Why am I so alone?[01:25.473]I'm so ready to mingle[01:29.568]I don't get it![01:30.510]Why am I so single?[01:34.342]My bed's more barren than the backyard of Kris Kringle![01:38.786]HAHAHA, I don't get it[01:40.973]Just forget it[01:42.595]And I think I'm a decent catch[01:45.173]But every time I find a match[01:48.607]No matter what I do[01:51.683]I end up sitting here sinking[01:53.868]My troubles in a drink[01:54.926]In your flat still thinking[01:56.548]Why am I so single?[01:58.514][01:58.847]Okay let's stop this moping and go out on the town[02:01.599]No I'm too sad and alone[02:03.112]Come on we'll paint it red BABY,[02:05.084]redder than your puffy eyes[02:06.699]Great thanks for that[02:07.339]Ooooooh...[02:07.905](Ooooohhh)[02:08.532]...I know - right on cue -[02:10.496]let's go away together again!!![02:12.850]On another writing retreat!!![02:14.209]Bash out that musical we've gotta do![02:15.418]Aww I'd love to,[02:16.235]but I've actually got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with,[02:18.840]so unfortunately I'm not gonna make it[02:20.177]Omg come on shut up it'll be so fun,[02:20.562]remember last time[02:22.624][02:22.942]We got that little countryside Airbnb I'd[02:26.618]Make you breakfast at the aga[02:28.164]Oh yeah[02:28.725]And on the night the rain poured[02:30.185]I sat with you and endured[02:31.545]All five feature films in the Twilight Saga[02:34.514]Jacob showed his torso[02:35.713]More and more and more[02:36.765]So I quietly opened Grindr[02:39.364]But the app was an abyss[02:40.649]So while you stayed to watch them kiss[02:41.972]I went to bed and had my own happy ending, kinda..[02:46.477]...Wait what?[02:48.133]Actually, wow[02:50.726]Hearing that now[02:52.675]Makes it sound like I'm some rejectee[02:55.840]But no, that’s me![02:56.970]Yeah cos[02:58.553]For that to be true[03:01.153]I would need to[03:03.137]Have had an actual boyfriend to dump me HAHAHA[03:07.103]Why am I so single?[03:09.037](Why w-w-why?)[03:10.972]Why am I so alone?[03:12.355]I'm so ready to mingle[03:16.503]I don't get it![03:17.435]Why am I so single?[03:19.441](Why w-w-why?)[03:21.355]They say 'go get him tiger' but I'm no bengal[03:25.273]Raaawwrrr, like the jungle cat[03:26.939]Thanks we get it[03:28.247]Shall we duet it?[03:29.076]Sure[03:29.507]And I know I'm a ****ING ten[03:32.086]But when I'm out there FFF-dating men[03:36.945]No matter what I do…[03:38.681]No matter what we do[03:40.115]I end up sitting here sinking[03:42.127]My troubles in a drink[03:43.225]In my flat still thinking[03:44.841]Why am I so single?[03:46.811][03:47.487]So we poured ourselves another glass,[03:49.406]chatted more,[03:50.429]but don't worry[03:50.916]we didn't lose our composure at all[03:54.649]You're so nice[03:57.213]You're so nice[03:59.151]Both of us are just so very nice[04:02.139]and handsome[04:05.085]We are well-read[04:07.669]Good at giving advice[04:09.622]We're sexually healthy[04:10.809]And adequately wealthy[04:12.140]So what the ****ing hell is going on?[04:15.806](What the **** is going on?)[04:17.726]WHY AM I -[04:18.330]WHY AM I SO SINGLE?[04:20.758](Why w-w-why?)[04:22.546]I'm trying hard to score, but I'm stuck in goal[04:28.202]I don't get it![04:29.208]Why am I so single?[04:31.179](Why w-w-why?)[04:33.084]The only thing I'm eating out is this tube of pringles[04:38.475]He doesn't get it[04:39.690]Why am I so single?[04:41.556](Why w-w-why?)[04:43.576]Anne's off getting laid,[04:45.161]but I'm the other Boleyn girl[04:49.103]I never get it.[04:50.128]Why am I so single?[04:52.366](Why?)[04:53.095]It's like they're singing[04:54.035]"voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"[04:55.639]But I'm not bilingual[04:57.190](Not bilingual)[04:59.427]Je ne comprend pas[05:01.783]Pour quoi je suis so single[05:11.766]OOO-AA-AA-AAAHHHHHHH—[05:14.929]Yeah maybe this is why actually[05:15.859]Yeah probably yeah[05:17.967](Why?)